Sing A Song of Sixpence

Sing a song of sixpence A pocket full of rye, Four and twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie When the pie was opened The birds began to sing WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE WE HATE DUNDEE AND WE HATE DUNDEE WE ARE THE DUNDEE HATERS! O WE ARE THE DUNDEE HATERS!!

This last bit should be accompanied with hand clapping in time to the words

The Dundee Family

(To the tune of the Addams Family theme song)

Your father is your brother Your sister is your mother Your granny is your lover The Dundee family

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: By no account does this song mean that Angels With Dirty Faces FC or its players believe Dundonians to be inbred or inter-related more than any other people. We just think it's funny that's all.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER 2: Angels With Dirty Faces FC takes no responsibility if you choose to sing these songs in front of Dundee neds. They probably wouldn't understand such long words, but that's not the point

O Flower of Scotland

O Flower of Scotland When will we see Your like again That fought and died for Your wee bit hill and glen That stood against him (Against who?) Proud Edward's army (Wankers!) That sent him homeward (What for?) Tae think again Those days are past now And in the past They must remain For we can still rise now And be the nation again That stood against him (Against who?) Proud Edward's army (Wankers!) That sent him homeward (What for?) Tae think again

Yes Neil, there is a second verse "Those hills are bare now...", but I couldn't be arsed to type it

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