4  Jon Palmer
Position: Central defence
Gained Wings: November 2002
Other Clubs: Titanic Melstadt
Goals: 0
A welcome addition to an ailing Angels defence, Jon's displays at the back contributed a lot to the rise of Angels in the second half of the season. His penchant for passing to Yarrow created some heartstopping moments, but his calm influence was a source of comfort to those who played in front of him. Off the field, the flamboyantly-dressed Jon indulged in a spot of birthday pole-dancing with a pool cue, and had an ill-advised encounter with "the Beast" on the end-of-season night out. With Jon's impressive form, the new captains will be hoping he reverses his decision to retire from Sunday League.
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