AKA: Duncan McDonut DOB: 12/19/84 (Rat/Sagittarius) Wanted For: Idiocy, Flying without a License, Disturbing the Peace, and Urinating in a Public Fountain. Modus Operandi: Guitar, Vox
Here's an interesting character if there ever was one. He dresses normal, acts normal, he's not outrageous... and he's in a band.  He has no place here but for some reason sticks around. He originally hails from Lawrence, KS but currently resides in Arkansas City, KS. He is known to have embezzled large amounts of taco shells from his executive office, and only the stupidity of his CEO kept him from going to jail for a long time. He picked up the guitar in 2001 after his mother left her Ovation acoustic at his house. He started playing and no matter how much we try to stop him, he keeps playing. Oh, and that God-awful singing! Whoever keeps telling him he sounds good PLEASE STOP!!! We want a normal band and HE AIN'T FITTING THE PROFILE!!!