March 16, 2001 – Highland Resort Rest Home and Penitentiary.
March 28, 2001—Dairy Queen, Highway 135, Vermillion, Mass.
April 2, 2001 – The Annual Homophobic Amputees with Aggressive
Sisters Parade, Hinesville, Texas.
April 25, 2001—Bob’s house.
May 5, 2001 – Taco Bell Cinco Di Miyo Celebration, Purdu Oregon.
May 12, 2001 – Bob’s house.
June 18, 2001 – Birthday party celebration at Holden Manor rest
home, Holden, Missouri.
August 4, 2001- Special appearance at the wedding of close friend and
occasional pig killer, William Fletcher.
August 5-12, 2001 – Can be seen at various city parks trying to entertain
William Fletchers energetic son, badly.
August 10, 2001 - added new songs to the briefcase.
August 13, 2001 - Small performance at Lee’s Summit Health Center, where he
will be recuperating from ruptured testicles. His testicles will become
ruptured when a small boy kicks him in the nuts for refusing to
provide him with a racing motorcycle. The parents of said small boy will
laugh.
August 17, 2001 – New song developed about the joys of modern testicular
surgery.
September 15, 2001 - After a brief and laughable tour in the porn
industry, The Professors are back in the studio. (Said studio actually being
Chad's basement. )
Sept 16, 2001 - acknowledging that porn was more fun, the guys agree to
an extended vacation at anyone elses house.