April 19 1999: It's The End Of The Season As We Know It (And I Feel Fine): Season 5 Wrap Up: By Monica Duff

That's great, it starts with a Redux, vials and chips,
a kiss or two, and shippers are not afraid.
Mulder on a mission, ends with Scully in remission
Consortium serves its own needs, so now we know CSM bleeds.
Frohike, Byers, Langly, Scully no, Skinner no.
Mulder naked on the floor with fear of ‘them’. Not them.
M&S by a fire, represent shipper hopes for sleeping bag for hire and a camping site.

PMP, Mulder, Scully in a hurry with the locals breathing down their neck.
Black and white X File has baffled, some philes shocked.
Look at that dance scene! Great then!
Uh oh, Emily, plot inconsistencies, Scully angst, but it’ll do.
Save yourself, fanfic yourself.
CC serves his own needs, see shipper hearts bleed.
Modell up and walking and the sister with the whammy - huh?
A therapist, psychotic, slam, trees, mud, blood,
Mulder feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.

Nine o'clock - XF hour. Make sure your vcr has power.
Stephen King, doll thing, listen to the phone ring.
Mulder in office, Scully looking, pencils dropping.
Mulder trapped - in a bad way. Kickass! Scully saves the day.
Mulder, bed, Scully, bed. Ooh Boy, ooh Boy.
Watch a bed shake, shake.
Uh oh, Marita means have fear - Mulder near.
Krycek kiss and slash cheer.
A Travellers, a Travellers, a Travellers of lies.
Offer me no M&S, offer me a Mulder ring, and I decline.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.

Mulder and Marty a nice connection did provide.
Next ep Scully-ride. Scully, Skinner, Mulder undercover.
Mulder nuts and locked up.
Krycek back, Cancerman, office burn, hug!
XF-obssessed, focussed! wow!, movie next, right? Right.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I spent some time online)

June 27 1999: It's The End Of The Season As We Know It (And I Feel Fine): Season Six Wrap Up: By Monica Duff

That's great, it starts with a Spender, Fowley too,
an alien and Gibson Praise is so afraid.
Mulder on a road trip, Scully giving Kersh lip :-)
Kersh serves his own needs, M&S serve the truth's needs.
Scully and a weasel, guess who wins? *g*,
Mulder in the water and dreams them. Not them.
M&S in a car, Mulder driving, talk of a government cover up and a normal life.
Body switch and Mulder in a marriage with Fletcher's wife,
breathing down his neck.
Scully catches the clues, Fletcher trumped, handcuffed, shocked.
Look at that last parting! Seed scene - Oh yeah.
Christmas eve, haunted house and lots of blood, but it'll do.
Gift for him, gift from him.
Demon serves its own needs, see the Rain King's heart bleed.
Mulder gets the cow dump and Scully speaks of their love, right?
Then Walter Skinner Alex Krycek, slam, punch, Skinner feeling pretty sick.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.

Nine o'clock - XF hour. Make sure VCR has power.
Scully shot, philes churn, Mulder to her side returns.
Krycek back, many Spenders, one Fowley, shippers screaming.
Myth-arc plot does escalate. Consortium incinerates.
Watch the water, watch wet Mulder. Monday, same day.
Rob, Laura, married, dog ep ends with a poster philes cheer!
Scully has stalker. A baseball game, baseball game, a baseball game of life.
Offer me M&S, offer me a DD ep and I rejoice.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.


It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.

Three eps to go, Mulder no, Scully/Gunmen Vegas ride.
M&S hallucinate, Skinner saves day. Krycek, Fowley, CSM and Walter bad.
Scully investigates, Mulder psyched!
We're XF obsessed, no we're focused! Seventh next, right? Right.

It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

(It's time I spent some time online)



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