Why Won't You Love Me, David Duchovny?

    "Why Won't You Love Me, David Duchovny?" By Bree Sharp


    Click here to view a story on the song's counterpart, Gillian Anderson
    The original song title is "David Duchovny" but even before the single was released it was catch phrased "Why Won't You Love Me, David Duchovny". Singer, song-writer Bree Sharp was excited when she heard that the song had reached her crush and that he liked it. But that wasn't the end of it, not by a long shot. The song spread like wild fire; X-Philes scrambled to download copies of it and to record the lyrics.

    Meanwhile back at the X-Files Studio, Chris Carter and the gang cooked up an interesting video for the X-Files Christmas party. Major stars such as, (boy this is a long list) Jena Elfman, Brad Pitt, Jerry O'Connell, Densie Frans, David Spade, Garry Shandling, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Callista Flockheart, Kelly Packard, Kiss, Whoppi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Pamela Anderson, Janeane Garofelo, Alex Trebec, Jerry Springer, Micheal McKean (Morris Fletcher), Nick Lea (Krycek), Mitch Pileggi(Skinner), William B. Davis (Cancerman) and of course Gillian Anderson (duh) were all called in to lip-sink to Bree's song and add their own thoughts on it.

    One noteable "final thought" is that of Jerry Springer: "From birth all we ever truly want is for people to love us. Whether we're black or white, businessmen or crack whores, satinic lesbians or self-mutilating homophobes, Barbra Striensan or Gary Colmen. It's what makes the world go round. So if you're out there David Duchovny why won't you love me? Why?".


    If you'd like to see the Christmas Video, although the online version doesn't do it credit, I suggest you click here.



    To list to the song, "David Duchovny" by Bree Sharp and read more about her and the hit song, visit Trauma Records



    "David Duchovny" By Bree Sharp

    It's Sunday night; I am curled up in my room The tv light fills my heart like a balloon I hold it in as best I can; I know I'm just another fan, But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man..... And I can't wait any more for him to discover me, I got it bad for David Duchovny David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

    My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a show," but deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow, Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind, I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align

    In the form of David Duchovny, floating above me, in the alien light of the spaceship of love, oh, David Duchovny, hovering above me, American Heathcliff, brooding and coming, David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

    So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart, and I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes; I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive, but he told me to believe...... Ooooooooo....

    My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight, Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights, Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone, Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone... And I would say David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't you love me, why won't you love me? David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

    David Duchovny, I want you to love me, to kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me, David Duchovny, I know you could love me, I'm sweet and I'm cuddly, I'm gonna kill Scully! David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't you love me, why won't you love me? Yeah.......






    There have been people who listened to Bree Sharp's song.