WELCOME TO JOKES ABOUT WOMAN AND PAKI'S   (I MEAN NO OFFENCE BY ANY OF THESE)!!!

WHY DO WOMAN HAVE SMALL FEET? SO THEY CAN GET NEARER TO THE WASHING UP! WHY DO WOMAN WEAR TAMPONS? SO THEY DONT WHISSLE WEN THEY FALL OUT OF AREOPPLANES! WHY DO WOMAN GET MARRIED IN WHITE? SO THEY MATCH WITH THE OTHER KITCHEN APPLIENCES!!! TWO PAKI'S DRIVE OFF A CLIFF IN A CAR AND DIE WHAT DO U DO LAUGH OR CRY? CRY U COULD HAVE GOT ANOTHER 3 IN THE BACK AND ONE ON THE ROOF RACK!!! WHAT DO U CALL A PAKI WITH AN ORANGE TURBAN? DURASELL!!! WHAT DO U CALL 100 PAKI'S FALLING OFF A CLIFF? CHOCALATE DROPS!!! HOW DO U GET 5000 ETHEOPIANS IN A PHONE BOX? THROW A CAN OF BEANS IN!!!... HOW DO U GET THEM OUT AGAIN? RUN PAST WITH A CAN OPENER!!! WHY DID THE WOMAN CROSS THE ROAD? NEVER MIND THAT Y IS SHE OUTTA' THE KITCHEN! WHEN DOES A BLONDE HAVE MORE THAN ONE BRAINCELL? WHENS SHE'S PREGNANT! WHAT DO U CALL 5 BLONDES STANDING IN A LINE? A WIND TUNNEL!!!