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Umei: Hey, we can't help it. We laugh at stupidity and moronicy. Especially when the people are really mad at us ^''^v

Karosai: Yep! Well, until you humble people get angry at us, check out this little story all started over a cute picture of Chibi-Shinigami!

Umei: Surprise surprise.. Ok, this was when we were still using the GWSM Page on Acmecity.com

Karo: But since they merged with AOL Homepages...

Umei: *Sighs* Sometimes things aren't ment to be...

Karo: S'ok. Anyway, check it out!

Umei: If you'd rather not, click here to go back to the main page! ^^


Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2001
To: Anime_Freaks@GundamWing.org
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HI, I REALLY, really hate the Duo bat gif. it's so ugly I CAN'T STAND IT! iF YOU WOULD LIKE TO EMAIL ME ABOUT THE MATTER MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS: ************@yahoo.com (Karo: We're not so heartless as to leave that in ^^; ) Thanx!

Nalfina



Ok, this person was obviously talking about this adorible picture of Chibi Shinigami that we had on our Main Page of the GWSM:

Poor lil' guy.. All this over a silly picture.
Well, of course we replied. Who wouldn't reply? After all, this was over a picture sent in to us from our dear friend Lyne (Who does not wish to have her e-mail addy posted at this time).

   
So lets see where this goes to....


Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001
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From: "Karosai-chan and Umei-san" wrote:


Umei-san: Hello, I see you've been to our site.
Karosai-chan: Yes indeed.
Umei: I also notice you seem to have a lot of strong hatred twords that animated gif of Duo as well.
Karosai: Yeah, what's the matter with it??
Umei: I dunno... don't look bad to me. Lyne sent this to us, right?
Karosai: Yeah, I beleive so.
Umei: Our friend Lyne sent us that picture--
Karosai: And...you have a grudge against it?
Umei: Can't stand it, to be exact.
Karosai: Well, we're e-mailing you back... just full of curiosity. Besides the fact that you think it's ugly, what ELSE is the matter with it?
Umei: Mmhmm. We're jumping for joy to await the answer *cough*
Karosai: So...what IS this big deal about the picture anyway?

Webmistresses, owners of GWSM! (Unfortunitly, this link will no longer work since Acmecity.com has merged) and The Closet of Justice!
~Umei-san & Karosai-chan

"Flames are wasted, but we enjoy a good laugh!!"


Ok, this person e-mails us and is all poed about a PICTURE. Now, if that isn't strange enough check out how she/they(?) slowly try to turn it around on us. Oh yeah, also make note of how it's not that understandable until you read it through a few times.


Kerridian: UMMMMM, if you wanna know i'm not gonna tell you!
Nalfina: Stop reading my email and get a grip!
Kerridian: OHHHHHH, is baby sad, well than tell me why you don't like the gif.?! I think it's cute.
Nalfina: Oh shutup! Everyone knows you like Duo.
Kerridian: I'm leaving.
Nalfina: Well, anyway I HATE the gif. because it's ugly and i was in a bad mode that day.

Ok, now the first thing we thought when we wrote this, was who in the world is Kerridian?? We knew Nalfina, and as you can see, she's still all in the hamack about the poor sweet lil' Duo gif. Now really people, all this over a stupid picture? Unfortunitly, they left themselves open to too many doors. Including the one to our curiosity of how far we could pull this....


Umei: Hi!! Whadda ya mean, bad mode? I beleive we met before, you remember us, ne?

Karosai: And in case you were wondering, Umei and I are both seperate people...I get that asked a lot about my other site...anyway! I thought bat shinigami looked rather kawaii myself.

Umei: True, true. Are Nalfina and Kerridian the same or different people?? Eh... Kerridian, I like Duo too. I can't help but love him in his chibi-bat form too. *smiles, sparkey eyes, the works*

Karosai: *sweatdrops* Ah...great...wipe that drool of your face Umei-chan, it's rude.

Umei: Gomen! *wipes mouth* ^^;;

Karosai: -_-;;;;

Umei: Well, mabey I SHOULD bring Trowa into the picture. I swore I wouldn't, but still--

Karosai: Hey! Don't bring my koibito into this! *growls* I'll tell Duo your secret...

Umei: *Gasp* You wouldn't dare!

Karosai: Oh, I would! *Looks at minna-san* just not right now since we are trying to write an e-mail!

Umei: *Blushing bright red* And oh, how I know you would!! Er.. *sigh* Ok, enough. Mabey we should get ON with the e-mail? *sweatdrops*

Karosai: Yes....well we should introduce ourselves I suppose, formally *sweatdrop* Well I am Karosai. Call me Karo. I have an island of bishies which I can not tell you the location of or else you might do something crazy like say Trowa's in your closet. It HAS happened... *whimpers*

Umei: *nods* Yes, Karo-chan, we know. We feal the pain. *nods* I'm Umei-san, feal free to diss the picture, but I happen to LIKE it. *crosses arms* I like Duo in his chibi-bat form, *eyes water up* I feal pain! *covers face and wails*

Karosai: *sighs* I hate it when people cry around me *rubs head* what am I going to do with her?

Umei: *stops* I know!! *uses baka-kawaii-headlight-chibi eyes* Why not give me some chocolate chip poundcake?! ^^

Karosai: I can't cook. Now Umei-chan, let's leave these poor people/person alone, okie?

Umei: *sniffle* Okie. Um... peoplez whom we got flammed from, we like the Duo pic. And *I* don't care if you think he's ugly. Sorry, my opinion, my pic. Karosai-chan, should we tell them about the closet?

Karosai: Sure! I like free advertising! (tell all your friends about the closet too! You know you want too ^.-v)

Umei: They probley will ^^ So, would you like to do the honars, or shall I?

Karosai: You may! I am too hyper...MWAHAHAHAHA! ^^

Umei: Heehee. Alrighty! The Closet of justice can be found at: The Closet of Justice!!! and GWSM you already know, but I'm tellin ya anywayz!! (Yes, just to be annoying) GWSM!! ^^ Can you beleive I memorized these looooong looooong URLS?? And the OTHER ones too?

Karosai: *sweatdrops* I've memorized ALL of my URLs...

Umei: *sweatdrops* Um...mabey we should leave them alone with our troubles now..

Karosai: *nods* agreed... JA'NE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umei: 'Kay! JA'NE!!!!!!!!!! *waves like a moron*

Karosai: *joins in the waving*


"We don't suffer from insanity, we enjoy every minute of it! Kah-hahaha! Bwa-hahaha!!"

"Flames are wasted, but we do enjoy a good laugh!!"


Ok, that was a nice simple letter. Stupid, but nice. Lets see what happens now...

Kerridian: Shh..... Don't tell Nalfina I'm on her email. I like closets. Especially ones with chibi Duos!!!! *Hearts pop up in eyes*
Any way you guys are pretty nice but i have one question..... well...... are you "people" male or female. Please do not be affended by this!
*Nalfina walks in* Nal: Kerridian! I THOUGHT i could trust you!
Kerridian: Guess you can't anymore !
*Nal puts on glasses and then reads email*
Nal: Kerridian, I seriously think they are girls!
*starts to cry* Kerridian: But, but i just wanted to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nal: Shut up! WE are two diffrent people! Kerridian apparently think you guys are cool. So.... do not address the email to me address it to her!
Nal: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYE!
kERRIDIAN: wait!!!!!!
~the end~

Ok, so now Nalfina's friend thinks we're "cool". Not like we have a problem with that, it's just.. People are so... I dunno, angry nowadays. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYE!" and "So.... do not address the email to me address it to her!" Well, ok, this is funny. Wasn't it SHE who was the one who flammed US? I think we have a right to our opinions, but uh.. Yeah. And then even funnier, they think we're guys.. Erm.. *blink* Anyway.
So, Nalfina is trying to shove us off her back and onto her friend's (if this even IS two people... *sweatdrop*). Nice friend, right? *cough*
Unfortunitly, we don't have the one we replied to them after that, but we have the one they sent us after!

Kerridian:You guys sound soooo cool and so I'd like you to meet Soraku! Oh, yah anda don't worry Nal is on vacation in Hawaii for 2 months! You can email Soraku at: **********@aol.com
Anyway Nal said she needed to take a break from me. I'll send you guys a picture of Nal, Soraku, and me soon!

Soraku: Koniichiwa! How are you guys? Kerridian talks about you guys all the time! Oh, yah (eyes light-up) KERRIDIAN IS DATING DUO!

Kerridian: Soraku! Why'd you tell them that? I was afraid it would hurt Umei's feelings!

Soraku: She'll get over it. (she twist her hair around her finger)

Kerridian: Do you guys live in Georgia?

Soraku: A simple yes or no answer will do.

Soraku: We live in Georgia!

Kerridian: How old are you guys?

Soraku: I'm 14!

Kerridian: I'm 13 I'll be 14 July the 8th. I think.

Soraku: Oh Trunks! (eyes sparkle)

to be continued


Umei: S'not like it's true or anything. I know lots of people like Duo, and I'm not one to say I don't blame them. Heh...wanna know some thing even funnier? My friend Akuma is MARRIED (hah! In your FACE Soraku!!!) to Trunkz! (with a "z" - and he's a good friend of mine) Oo...I'll get over it.. Hn. Like there is ANYTHING to get over.. The guy is paint. How can you date paint? @_@ Oh wait....dun answer that one....please....dun answer that.
Trunkz isn't paint, tho. Wanna talk to him, I'll have him e-mail you. E-mail us first! ^^

Karo: Umei, you also forgot to mention that Kerridian has no idea how old she's turning!

Umei: Oh yeah.. You THINK you're turning 14? Hmm... or are you talking about not knowing what date you're turning 14?

Karo: You sure it's 14?

Umei: *snickers* Beyond me, pal. Beyond me.

Karo: They haven't mailed us in a while.

Umei: As if we really cared...

Karo: And one is definitly left to ponder if this is all the same person, 2, or really 3.

Umei: I think it's all one person.

Karo: Or mabey just two. Noticing how "cool" we are and all.. Kerridian might have just made up Soraku to try and get on your bad side, Umei-chan.

Umei: Or mabey Nalfina just made up BOTH these people to try and tick us off...

Karo: *wink, wink* Gotta do better then that guys! (If this IS more then one person)

Umei: We'll be waiting! ^^

Karo: In the meantime, you can read a flame that Umei's ol' friend Blinken sent to this flamer who flamed Akuma-chan!

Umei: Rated PG-13, pretty long, sick, and slight cursing.

Karo: You can access this by clicking here!

Umei: Or you can go back to the main page here!

Karo/Umei: Ja, Minna-san!