Glad you 
              could make it. Those of you who waste the time to come here often 
              will probably be thrilled to see that we have finally managed to 
              update the website. Yeah, yeah, we've been told many times. Looking 
              at the old website was about as exciting as watching paint dry. 
              But fear not. Bobo, our artist extrordinaire and chief onion farmer 
              has just returned from his expedition looking for snails in the 
              Andes. Once we beat the misquitoes out of him and get him away from 
              his Nintendo he will be more than happy to supply you, our victim, 
              with some high quality art
            Just so 
              you know, it might take us a little time to get the whole new site 
              ready to go. So you might have to be a little patient. Until then, 
              if you need a good laugh, we highly recomend going to a mall and 
              super-glueing a quarter to the floor. This creates all sorts of 
              gleeful chaos for your pleasure. Till next time.