| I have a tone of stoner story's if u have ne give any you would like to tell the rest of the stoners email me at weedsite420@yahoo.com |
| WEll these are some stories |
| Best time i ever had! |
| Ok i just have to inform you that this was about 3months ago, i had'nt slept in three whole days, hadnt smoked in 3 weeks cuase i just got back from vacation and it was my 1st time doing a bong and a gravity bont! get what im trying to say? Ok it starts out with some one teaching me how to use a bong, i learn and take 2 hits, then im a little buzed and head to the kitchen were there is a gravity bong. I take 2 big hits! I begin to know im really fuked when im staring at this one chick and am zoned out cuase everything is all weird 3d lookind is the only way i can explain it. Later on everything begins to get blury and looks like im in a dream, im fuking tripping! So im telling my friends that im thirsty and try to satnd up but fall over! everyone laughs at me. I cant fucking move! i eventually stand up. i get a drink and fall over and hit my head (thank god i did'nt feel it). They rest head out for a smoke and the other goes in the kitchen doing something. I want to go see the rest of the house so i go in there walk in closet and sit on the washer and dryer in there closet (They dont own a washer nor dryer) i dont even realize that the no sleep is making my Haluzinate. I get off the "dryer" and am in there bed room. I lok at the fish tank and see a fuking witch on the shell (this is when i know im realy triping). i go to tell everyone, but on the way i coulda sworn i saw donald duck sitiing on a bench! I tell everyone and they inform me that im loosing it. so we al sit down to watch half baked! I sit down in the lazy boy and begin to kinda tingle in my body so i begin twitching! Then they know im really fuked up so they take advantage of that for there personal plaesure and shout, "Wach out theres a snake on that chair!" i freak out trying to get it off mu neck and fall to the ground. they than shout, "i forgot to tell u about our cockroach prob?" i freak out again and jump on the chair. and theres the sanke again! this went on for about 1/2 hour intill we see a show thats a mix between Swingers and survivor and gets everyones atention but mine cause i cant see straight! The show is over and we finish watching half baked. Well you know the part when the stoner dude claims that there is a conspiracy going on in the $20 bill and says,'If you look close enough you can see guns!" and of course i see guns! A FUCKING TANK! i bust out my 20 and start showing everyone and the luagh. I then begin gowing through im normal stoned and im fuked up stoned stages. i would look in the kitchen watching this girl make sandwitches. Id act normal then began freaking out. this went on for about 2 hourts intill i fell asleep. THE END |
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| The first time |
| My first time ever was with mids, low-mids. Many people dont get fuked up their first time, but i sure as hell did. We smoked like 6 bowls and passed it around 4 ppl. I didnt relize i had the munchies and ate like everything in the fridge. Then i felt like i was floating and got lost in the apartment complex and got home and played some counter strike. :) |