This picture is taken at a secret location in L.A, Rivers Cuomo of the band Weezer, according to a reliable source, is working at something at that location. He had his whole band and a lot of people that he works with to experience an event.
As you can already see, Rivers Cuomo of Weezer has shaved his beard. It brought hopes to teenage girls, yet brought devastation to some.
Just as the event is spread throughout the internet, we had the chance to interview a few posters on the official message board, weezer.com/bboard/weezer.
"er, i seriously could care less," she said who shall remain anonymous. "i mean, there are times when i find his pictures attractive -- but whether or not NOW he has the beard doesn't matter," she paused and asked, "does that make sense?" We then talked a little bit about the message boards, and she suddenly adds, "It's all about the rock."
From this young lady we see that there's some fans who doesnt really give a damn. How about the young ones who said, "RiVaRzZz IS LYKE, ToTaLlY HaWtT W/oUt dA BeArD," or at least the ones who think so?
"I mean, lyke, me and my gurlfrdz think dat Rivarzz is waaay hawtter without da lyke, beard and stuph. i mean, it's TOTALLY gross!! and lyke, wit rivarzz has no beard, i can lyke, ask him out, and he lyke, would soooo TOTALLY go out wit me. Coz' I'm da *~*CuTiEaNgLe69*~*"
(note: we had NOT corrected the typos because we want to word the whole thing as close to the original as possible)
In this fan, we see hopes, high hopes, maybe too high for herself.
Last but not least, we interview this male fan of Weezer.
"I did like the beard," he said, and i asked him why, he answered, "I still do, but it's nice to have the clean face."
In a poll that we did with the press of Ukraine, 75% of the Ukranian press prefers clean-shaven American rock stars, and 5% prefers fully grown breads, and the other 20% prefers females rock stars instead of male rockstars.
Very interesting statistics. here's some pictures that our reporters took over these few days when they were secretly following Rivers Cuomo.
Before:
and After:
According to another reliable source, ace from the official message board, who claims to be Rivers Cuomo of weezer, had correctly predicted that Rivers Cuomo has shaved his beard earlier today. Here's a quote we took from him, "too bad i shaved yesterday."
Refering to a lot of message board out on the internet today, especially the RCB (Rivers Correspondence Board), ace has been the screen name of Mr. Cuomo.
A lot of weezer fans have also claimed to be talking to Rivers Cuomo on AIM. Sometimes on message boards, some people openly claim to be Rivers Cuomo.
Next Issue Tease:
Is Rivers Cuomo really ace or rcuomo1337?
"I've gotten a PM from rcuomo1337, he said hello to me, and by the way he said it, it had to be Rivers!!" -- a 15 year old poster on the weezer.com board.