It was a dark and stormy night (yeah, the classic), as I slowly drove along the street. I could hear the rain pounding against the window. I wondered which way I should turn. I often went right, with you, to your house, to have dinner with you... Then spent the night.

I made a left turn to go home, alone. It wasn't the first day I felt this way, and I'm sure it wouldn't be the last. I wanted to go to your house. I wanted you. I needed you. But I could only be so far away from you. I wanted you, and frankly, I still do.

The other day I was just in the mall, I saw you, and you came up to me... You asked me how I was doing; you asked me if I was well. I thought about the times we had spent together; the times we both had enjoyed. You then told me to give you a call sometime, and you left. I didn't call you because... I couldn't... I didn't know what to say.

Till now, I still hope I would see you in a mall again, then I could tell you how much I love you. I also hope that you would call me, then I could have the courage to tell you how much I adore you, how much I cherish you.

I went on with my life; I had to. I played my shows, wrote my songs, sang my lyrics, just, you know, moved on. It wasn't easy. I missed you, a lot.

If you didn't know, in all the songs I wrote... Most of them are about you. You can listen to them on Weezer's new record. Buy it, really.

Love,

Rivers



Rivers then pulled out all his old girlfriends email address, copied, pasted, and sent, copied, pasted, and sent, copied, pasted, and sent, copied, pasted, and sent...

Half an hour later...

"Phew, done, and dooooooone," Rivers exhaled as he clicked the last sent button, "Heh, I had a LOT of girlfriends. Now I know that at least 47 chicks would be buying my records." Rivers said with a devilish grin on his face as he turned off his laptop. He turned around to sit down on the side of his bed, carefully brush the piece of hair out of her half-asleep face. "Sweetie, never leave me. I don't want to write another Pinkerton." The girl sat up, sweetened by the things Rivers had just said and gave him a kiss.