You've got a robust love of life and a killer instinct. Your mantra: Work hard, play hard. You own a garage-full of sports gear. You talk on your cell phone in restaurants, and laugh too loud. Wherever you go, everyone thinks you're important. You own stock in everything. You wear Prada to the gym and drink designer water. Dull parties make you weep. You hate rules, and don't plan on getting old.

You think you may be a genius. You tell a great joke. You're extroverted and love being in the spotlight. People admire your good looks and personality, and they're jealous of your wardrobe. You're flexible and friendly, and on the rare chance that you're feeling down, you can always cheer yourself up with a new pair of shoes.

You should run for president (if only you didn't have that criminal record ...). You've got enough charisma and style to move mountains. And you're a great self-starter and a lethal flirt. You're innovative and smart, and people respect you. Except when you don't get your way and you lose your temper — then everyone just thinks you're a brat.