Band - Blink 182 Song - Happy Holidays, You Bastard Album - Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Tabbed By - Lorne Tompkins E-mail - lornem16@hotmail.com This is a great song! One of my favorites off this latest, and semi-effortless CD. As you can see in the information above, this tab was created 99% by my man Lorne Tompkins (lornem16@hotmail.com) .. I take no credit for this tab except for putting it in the *EXACT* Correct Tabs format, but other than that, he tabbed this song by himself. So send him any email for comments, and stuff like that, this song is correct to my ears.. Standard tuning, have fun!! CHORDS: E5 (022XXX) B5 (X244XX) F#5 (244XXX) G#5 (466XXX) VERSE 1: B5 F#5 It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents B5 F#5 Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents G#5 And I hate, hate, hate your guts E5 I hate, hate, hate your guts CHORUS: B5 F#5 E5 F#5 B5 And I'll never talk to you again I'll unless your dad'll suck me off F#5 E5 B5 never talk to you again I'll unless your mom'll touch my cock F#5 E5 B5 never talk to you again I'll ejaculate into a sock F#5 E5 F#5 never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again VERSE 2: (Played like Verse 1) B5 F#5 It's Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs B5 F#5 Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs G#5 And he shit, shit, shit his pants E5 he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants CHORUS: (Played like first Chorus) B5 F#5 E5 F#5 B5 And I'll never talk to you again I'll unless your dad'll suck me off F#5 E5 B5 never talk to you again I'll unless your mom'll touch my cock F#5 E5 B5 never talk to you again I'll ejaculate into a sock F#5 E5 F#5 B5 never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again And there ya have it.. This song is like not even 1 minute in running, it's real easy. Again, any questions, or comments go to lorne at: lornem16@hotmail.com my sidekick expert tabbist ;) .. if you happen to read this right now, for anyone, send me some requests or something so that I know what you guys want. Later!