Band - Blink 182
Song - Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Album - Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed By - Lorne Tompkins
E-mail - lornem16@hotmail.com


This is a great song! One of my favorites off this latest, and semi-effortless CD.
As you can see in the information above, this tab was created 99% by my man Lorne
Tompkins (lornem16@hotmail.com) .. I take no credit for this tab except for putting
it in the *EXACT* Correct Tabs format, but other than that, he tabbed this song by
himself. So send him any email for comments, and stuff like that, this song is correct
to my ears.. Standard tuning, have fun!!


CHORDS:

E5  (022XXX)
B5  (X244XX)
F#5 (244XXX)
G#5 (466XXX)


VERSE 1:

               B5                        F#5
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

          B5                        F#5
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

      G#5
And I hate, hate, hate your guts

  E5
I hate, hate, hate your guts



CHORUS:

    B5         F#5         E5              F#5            B5
And I'll never talk to you again                          I'll
                               unless your dad'll suck me off

      F#5         E5                              B5
never talk to you again                           I'll 
                      unless your mom'll touch my cock

      F#5         E5                   B5
never talk to you again                I'll
                      ejaculate into a sock

      F#5         E5                F#5
never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again



VERSE 2:  (Played like Verse 1)

            B5                          F#5
It's Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

       B5                          F#5
Labour Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

       G#5
And he shit, shit, shit his pants

     E5
he's always fuckin' shittin' his pants



CHORUS:  (Played like first Chorus)

    B5         F#5         E5              F#5            B5
And I'll never talk to you again                          I'll
                               unless your dad'll suck me off

      F#5         E5                              B5
never talk to you again                           I'll 
                      unless your mom'll touch my cock

      F#5         E5                   B5
never talk to you again                I'll
                      ejaculate into a sock

      F#5         E5                F#5		 B5
never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again



And there ya have it.. This song is like not even 1 minute in running, it's real easy.
Again, any questions, or comments go to lorne at:  lornem16@hotmail.com  my sidekick
expert tabbist ;) .. if you happen to read this right now, for anyone, send me some
requests or something so that I know what you guys want.  Later!

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