| SIGN |  
&  |
| A.K.A | ALICE (PART 2) of VISCIOUS HUMOURS, UNINC. |
| FAVORITE BANDS | EMILY's TOYBOX (of course), EVERCLEAR, NIRVANA, T-REX, MUDHONEY, THE WIPERS, DEEP PURPLE, AC/DC, KISS, CHEAP TRICK, ALICE COOPER,and GARY GLITTER |
| FAVORITE
CELEBRITY |
ELVIS (why do you ask?) |
| FAVORITE SPORTS | ANIMAL BALL, MATTRESS WRESTING, & COUCH DANCING |
| INSTRUMENTS | GUITARS, HANDCUFFS, & TITS |
| HOBBIES | MUSIC, TITS, MATTRESS WRESTLING, & MOVIES (did I say
tits already?) |
| FAVORITE COLOR | PURPLE & BLACK |
| FAVORITE PIZZA
TOPPING |
WHO CARES? IT'S PIZZA - JUST EAT IT! |
| FAVORITE LINE
FROM TV SHOW |
'WHAT! NO FUCKING ZITI?' - The Soprano's |
| FAVORITE LINE
FROM A SONG |
'THE ONLY THING THAT EVER MADE SENSE TO ME, IS THE SOUND OF MY LITTLE GIRL LAUGHING - ALIVE AND HAPPY IN THE SUMMERTIME' - Everclear |
| FAVORITE CHORUS
FROM A SONG |
'NEUROTIC, PSYCHOTIC, I THINK I'M BIONIC, I'M STILL HOOKED ON PHONICS - JUST A FEW THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW - I'M SPASTIC, MY CAT'S SICK, MY DICK SMELLS LIKE CHAPSTICK, I EAT CHINESE WITH MATCHSTIX - JUST A FEW THINGS YOU OUGHTA KNOW' - Emily's ToyBox |
| PETS | KILLER, NIMBUS, (BLACK-ASS) TINA, POPCORN & RAT (uh ... cats, dog, and kidz) |
| BOXERS OR BRIEFS | SILK BOXERS or NONE |
| ONE WISH | TO HAVE CAP'N CRUNCH LOSE THE BLUE CRUNCH BERRIES |
| FAVORITE CANDY | ZERO BARS & PEZ (oh - and TITS) |
| FAVORITE THING
TO EAT |
TUNA TACOS - (need you ask?) |
| FAVORITE VAGINAL
LUBRICANT |
SPIT (or 'au natural') |
| WHAT WOULD I
DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS? |
PROBALLY ALL OF A SUDDEN DISCOVER FRIENDS THAT I NEVER EVEN KNEW I HAD |
| GUILTY PLEASURE |
I LIKE TO BREAK INTO PEOPLES CARS AND PUT TREE BARK IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT (oh - can I mention TITS here?) |
| PHILOSOPHY ON
LIFE |
DEAL WITH IT AND MOVE THE FUCK ON |
| OTHER | PLEASE DO NOT FEED OR TEASE THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE |
