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| How do u castrate a englishman? kick the priests head!! |
| Whats a somalians phone number?? 8 nothing 8 nothing nothing 2 8 |
| Whats the difference beetween a dead dog lying on the road and a dead englishman lying on the road?? Brakemarks in front of the dog!! |
| What do you call a croatian hooker? slobberon mynobyabitch |
| What do you call a chinese child molester?? fuckem yung |
| How many english men does it take to wallpaper a wall?? It depends how thinly you slice them!! |
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| Whilst patrolling country lanes around his local village, a young police man notices a car bein driven erratically.With A quick burst of the siren he pulls the driver over, and walks up to the car to ask the gentle man had he been drinking. "oh aye" says the man proudly. "its friday so me and a few of the lads from work went straight to the pub, and i must have had about six or seven there. Then we went to the bar next door for happy hour and they were serving these great wee cocktails for a pound, so i had three or four of those. Then me cousin mick asked for a lift home. Of course he asked me in, so i had a murphys-lovely stuff it is too-and took a bottle for the road" With that the man reaches into his coat and pulls out a bottle of whiskey, waves it at the policeman, and smiles happily. "sir, would you exit the vehicle immediatly, for a breathiliser test" the officer says as camly as he can. "why?" asks the man "dont you belive me?" |
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| An atom is strolling down the street when it bumps into another atom, who is looking a bit stressed. "whats wrong?" says the first atom. "i've just lost an electron" says his distressed atom freind. "are you sure?". "yea" squeaks the atom "im positive" |
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| Whats red and yellow and looks good on hippies? Fire |
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| One day a man found out he only had 24 hours left to live, so he goes home and tells his wife. She is distraught, and after many hours of her crying, he askes can they have sex one last time. Of course she agrees and after an hour and a half of hot sex she is exausted and so she falls asleep. Many hours later, he still isnt satisfied and so he gives her a nudge, askes her for sex and she agrees. Once again they have sex and she falls asleep. But he still isnt satisfied and so he gives her a nudge. She has sex again and flops asleep, out for the count. But the guy still isnt satisfied, so he nudges her one more time. With that she turns around and says "look, i have to get up for work in the morning, you dont!! |
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