The Wonderful World of Emsy!
Hello!

I am Emsy and I am your God. Worship me like you would worship cheese (mmm... cheese).

Uh... I dunno what to say. The picture you see is my 'before' picture - I have since given birth to 16 children and am now the size of 4 houses.

But I still have the hat.

My children don't have names, as I'm too  busy making porn to bother with any of that crap. You can see my work on several MILF Hunter sites.
Right, so you'll find loads of random crap here. Mostly boring stuff, but that's what you get for searching "Teen Butt-Sluts" on Google. No porn here, mwa ha ha ha!

... Hello? Anyone still here?

... Shit.
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