The right foot goes in the,
right shoe.
The left foot goes in the,
left shoe.
The right hand goes in the,
right glove.
The left hand goes in the,
blender.
Oh-Oh, aaahhhhhhhhh! aaahhhhhhhhh!
Exploding penguins,
mikoy mac,
penguin pie and floorboards going QUACK!
Destructive antiestablishmentarianics,
poultry urinals,
ablative lego armour on my Dad's cheque book!
Santa Claus is a Sith lord,
Rudolph is a storm trooper,
and the Elves are Yoda and Yaddle's offspring!