You have just entered room "Video Gaming 101." LordKirbyX has entered the room. Elekid090 has entered the room. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yay! LordKirbyX: poop XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Our bordom will be lifted! Elekid090: wanna get into the mercades bens i stole XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well youre now enrolled into my class XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Is there somthing you would like to share with the class,Weirdo? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Huh?huh?!?!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: PUNK Elekid090: ummmm XiaoXiaoGhetto99: god its boring Elekid090: i stole the cookie from the cookie jar XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Thats nice Elekid090: IT"S MINE I TELL YOU XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok Elekid090: (foams from the mouth) Elekid090: NOT YOURS I'LL KIL FOR IT'S TASTYNESS!!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Everybody get out their copy of Sonic Adventure 2! Elekid090: YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM MY POWER MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Elekid090: ....what about my friends XiaoXiaoGhetto99: WEIRDO,quiet or you will be sent into detention! Elekid090: can i get that one Elekid090: KISS MY BUTT!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: what? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: thats it! Elekid090: KISS IT!!!!! Elekid090: IT HAS HEMROIDS!!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: one more time and its straight int odetention for you! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: O_o XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVX,stop sleeping. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok Elekid090: (spits a spitball on nvx's sleeping head) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well since Weirdo ate his copy... Elekid090: did not XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Get out your Ocarina of Time game XiaoXiaoGhetto99: We're gonna learn hot to beat Forest Temple today XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *how Elekid090: it's easy XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes you did XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Now boot up Master Quest Elekid090: ...don't have it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Whats that in your pants? Elekid090: AND I DID"NT EAT IT Elekid090: oh that's mr happy XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Are you trying to sell the game on ebay? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... Elekid090: ...no XiaoXiaoGhetto99: fine XiaoXiaoGhetto99: heres another copy Elekid090: ...my friend left his XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now for Phantom Ganon Elekid090: i never even had one XiaoXiaoGhetto99: quiet XiaoXiaoGhetto99: we'll just let NVX sleep XiaoXiaoGhetto99: hes gonna fail anyway XiaoXiaoGhetto99: so Elekid090: BITE ME!!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: THATS IT XiaoXiaoGhetto99: DETENTION MISTER! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *sends you into the detention room* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok Elekid090: don't make me use thou dieherria XiaoXiaoGhetto99: In here XiaoXiaoGhetto99: quiet Elekid090: (poops on you from long range) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: You will play nothing but XBOX LordKirbyX: MOO EAT CHEESE FROM MOON MONKEYS THAT SPANK GANON! *Falls back asleep* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *slaps NVX* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVX,get out your hookshot XiaoXiaoGhetto99: time to practice aiming LordKirbyX: *is asleep* LordKirbyX: *Shoots bladez in ass somehow* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: O_O XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Wake up or Mr.Happy wont be happy anymore Elekid090: (runs in)OH MY GOD THAT HOOKER ROUGE IS MAKING OUT WITH EVERYONE SOMEWHERE DOWN THE STREET!!!(runs out) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: in fact he wont even esist XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Your first target XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Weirdo LordKirbyX: Um... LordKirbyX: yawn XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GO SHOOT HIM LordKirbyX: *Throws bomb at bladez and bladez is blown out window* Elekid090: (looks out window at bouncing bed) Elekid090: ...ewwwwww LordKirbyX: yay LordKirbyX: *falls back asleep* Elekid090: (rouge now makes out with bladez becaues he's out the window and stuff) Elekid090: ....ewwwww XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: you 2 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: detention XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVX and Weirdo must play some crappy XBOx game Elekid090: ....you deserve detention...you're on the bouncing bed LordKirbyX: *is asleep so can't play* Elekid090: (is too busy noticing you getting hoed by rouge) Elekid090: .....well umm LordKirbyX: *farts on weirdo* Elekid090: (thows nvx out the window also to get hoes by rouge XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *feed you both to Homsar* LordKirbyX: *flys back up* Elekid090: ...you're too busy getting hoed LordKirbyX: *is still asleep while doing all this* Elekid090: (suddenly calls in mad steve who mauls you for stealing his style) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: You all deserve to die XiaoXiaoGhetto99: while being humped by gay men Elekid090: .....well you're being humped by rouge.... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: and you y gay men XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *by LordKirbyX: I ain't stealing his style... LordKirbyX: I kill when I'm alseep XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *plays song of storms* LordKirbyX: He kills when is waken up LordKirbyX: *he Elekid090: .....no you only said i deserved it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: whatever XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Wanna go on field trip? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *on a Elekid090: as long as we won't be humped by fragon and chant...ermm gay men XiaoXiaoGhetto99: LOL XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: remember to put on your goron tunics LordKirbyX: yay XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *plays Bolero of Fire* Elekid090: i'm wondering...is anyone gonna save this chat? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: me XiaoXiaoGhetto99: 1 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: here we are LordKirbyX: *puts on goron tunic while asleep* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: good XiaoXiaoGhetto99: whoever disobeys get thrown into the lava XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *glares at weirdo whos reading a playboy* Elekid090: ....AM NOT!!!! LordKirbyX: *Throws a monkey in lava* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... LordKirbyX: Weirdo ain't into porno XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no Elekid090: ...sure i noticed that rouge was hoeing everyone BUT I DID'NT SAY THAT I WANTED IT!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: He's intrested in Adult Literature LordKirbyX: *is still asleep but has shocked face for some reason* Elekid090: ...i'm intrested in hemroid cream LordKirbyX: VOLVAGIA! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ass Cream XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Get out your Megaton Hammers now LordKirbyX: *Points* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Whoa XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I love hammers XiaoXiaoGhetto99: one o my favorite weapons LordKirbyX: *Gets out hammer and taps volvagia on head* LordKirbyX: *Volvagia explodes* LordKirbyX: *Is still asleep* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: GOOD JOB NVX! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: A+! Elekid090: (has a frantic game of whack a mole) LordKirbyX: w00t! I GET A CHEESE MOMMY! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ... Elekid090: die...DIE STUPID!!!!! LordKirbyX: *falls in lava* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *hookshots you* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: saves you* LordKirbyX: *is still alive and still asleep* Elekid090: (pulls out trusty gameshark) LordKirbyX: No LordKirbyX: lava is warm LordKirbyX: *Jumps back in* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: sure XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no! Elekid090: (volvagia ceases to exist) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *saves you* LordKirbyX: *Sleeps* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now LordKirbyX: Stop XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *kicks you into lava* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: much better LordKirbyX: Yay LordKirbyX: *sleeps* LordKirbyX: so warm XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *takes Weirdo's playboy.throws it into lava* Elekid090: ....i did'nt have one Elekid090: ....damn freak Elekid090: ....i'm goin home LordKirbyX: Nope weirdo doesn't have one XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now you do XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *takes out NVX's pb* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *gives it to weirdo* Elekid090: ....plantin playboys on me stupid jerk Elekid090: ...(burns it) LordKirbyX: *puts Great Deity mask on* LordKirbyX: YOU DESTROYED MY PB! LordKirbyX: Gr LordKirbyX: *Hits you both into lava* Elekid090: (burns another one) LordKirbyX: Meh that was your finger LordKirbyX: *Sleeps* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: heh Elekid090: .....was not LordKirbyX: Yeah it was look Elekid090: see...you woke up and killed XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *puts on mario mask* Elekid090: kiss my butt XiaoXiaoGhetto99: PIXELATION!!!!!!!!!1 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *world turns into 8bit* LordKirbyX: You don't have one...you ate it for a million dollars Elekid090: ....i got a new one Elekid090: ...micheal jackson style LordKirbyX: *Is still asleep* LordKirbyX: ew Elekid090: acually it was his old one LordKirbyX: *gets a mushroom* LordKirbyX: EW! LordKirbyX: *Jumps on you* LordKirbyX: g2g XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *chucks some xboxes at both of you* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: BYE Elekid090: save Elekid090: chat XiaoXiaoGhetto99: NVX:A+ XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Today we have a guest speaker XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Fox! LordKirbyX has left the room. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Any questions for him? Elekid090: ....do you eat cats Elekid090: .....well foxes are related to dogs XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Link:...yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: i mean Fox XiaoXiaoGhetto99: damn Elekid090: .........foo Elekid090: ...you ****head XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol XiaoXiaoGhetto99: its 2:39AM XiaoXiaoGhetto99: gimme a break Elekid090: 3:36 here XiaoXiaoGhetto99: anymore questions for Fox? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: cool Elekid090: what's b to the 38th power Elekid090: ...if b is 3 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: dammit I'm a fox,not a frakin rocket scientist XiaoXiaoGhetto99: but ill still answer it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: 1350851717672992089 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: i think Elekid090: yup XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Any questions about my games or whatever? Elekid090: ...BETRAYER *hissssss* Elekid090: (sics a drunken rouge on fox) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: O-o XiaoXiaoGhetto99: AHHH XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *Fox runs away* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: next speaker Elekid090: ...oh crap Elekid090: ...she's going after me XiaoXiaoGhetto99: HA Elekid090: (jumps out window) Elekid090: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Elekid090: ...oh wait this is only one story XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes XiaoXiaoGhetto99: bu XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *but XiaoXiaoGhetto99: you landed into pison ivy XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *poison XiaoXiaoGhetto99: a bush of poison ivy Elekid090: well the window landed on the poison ivy causing me not to touch it Elekid090: ...because the window stayed in one peice XiaoXiaoGhetto99: how lucky Elekid090: ....oh shit she's still coming XiaoXiaoGhetto99: well get back in here Elekid090: (runs) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *locks window* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Here's Luigi XiaoXiaoGhetto99: talk to him Elekid090: (runs around outside screaming for humanity) Elekid090: (and to "get it away") Elekid090: (runs back in the class with the drunken hoe following) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *shoots ho* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now Elekid090: ...yayyy XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Here is Luigi XiaoXiaoGhetto99: talk to him Elekid090: ....how many buritos do you have on a daily basis XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Eh...I have-a the 4 XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Anymore-a? Elekid090: (rouge turns into a zombie hoe) Elekid090: ....BYE!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok Elekid090: (runs into window forgetting that it was locked) Elekid090: ow Elekid090: NO GET AWAY!!!! Elekid090: (what happens next is'nt pretty) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes XiaoXiaoGhetto99: SCENE DELETED Elekid090: it has to do with sailor hats and a jacuzzi of peptol bizmol XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Where did I hear that before... Elekid090: rat race XiaoXiaoGhetto99: OH YEAH XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol XiaoXiaoGhetto99: great movie Elekid090: ...oh yeah Elekid090: ...KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!! Elekid090: (more not pretty stuff happens) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: O_o Elekid090: KILL IT BEFORE IT HOES ME AGAIN!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *hammers it* Elekid090: that was close Elekid090: ...no really she got way too close for me to keep being a virgin XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol Elekid090: ...what a sick little zombie hoe XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Thank you Megaton Hammer Elekid090: so umm...who's the next speaker XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ganondorf XiaoXiaoGhetto99: well? Elekid090: ......well my question would be verily sick XiaoXiaoGhetto99: just ask it Elekid090: ....no Elekid090: ....i'm asking soemthing less sick XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: just ask Elekid090: ....does it hurt to do that XiaoXiaoGhetto99: do what? Elekid090: the attack where you sound like you're having child birth XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Which one?... Elekid090: ....the one that sounds the most like child birth XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Um XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B Forward? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B Down? XiaoXiaoGhetto99: B Up? Elekid090: just b XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Um XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well look at the time,I gotta go! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *runs* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: .. XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Our next speaker XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Link Elekid090: (prays that this one is'nt in ssb:m too) Elekid090: dammit XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *throws him away* XiaoXiaoGhetto99: I mean XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Tails Elekid090: ....wooo Elekid090: ....WHINER!!!!!! Elekid090: CRY BABY!!!!! Elekid090: ....COME ON CRY!!!!!! Elekid090: ...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!!! Elekid090: IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!*flys away* Elekid090: CRY UP THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Oh good Elekid090: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: you made him cry XiaoXiaoGhetto99: now XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Next... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Sephiroth! Elekid090: ...did you notice that rouge's corpse is growing red claws XiaoXiaoGhetto99: *flamethrowers it* Elekid090: dammit don't you know a little more about resident evil Elekid090: once it grows the claws you can't burn it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: no... XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lets just run away Elekid090: i mean she's obviously turning into a crimson head Elekid090: exactly XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh yeah XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok Elekid090: ...they're already nasy enough when not hoes XiaoXiaoGhetto99: lol Elekid090: (runs) XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Quick1Into that room! Elekid090: okay Elekid090: (runs into that room) Elekid090: ...hey do you hear that faint crying sound XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ignore it XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Lets welcome XiaoXiaoGhetto99: REBECCA XiaoXiaoGhetto99: she will show you how to mix herbs Elekid090: ...well can she show me how to kill a crimson head/slut? Elekid090: ..well i know she can kill a crimson head XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Hmm XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Well XiaoXiaoGhetto99: Just make Billy handle while you relax and eat herbs Elekid090: (banging noises are heard on the door which causees the crying sound to increase in size and ability to break glass Elekid090: SHUT UP CRYBABY!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yawn XiaoXiaoGhetto99: im tired Elekid090: ...NO NO NO!!!!! XiaoXiaoGhetto99: yes Elekid090: well at least save the cat Elekid090: chat XiaoXiaoGhetto99: class dismissed Elekid090: ...i just use aol and can't save the whole thing Elekid090: ...please save it and like send it to me Elekid090: ...i want to look at it and laugh XiaoXiaoGhetto99: oh XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok Elekid090: then show nvx what he missed XiaoXiaoGhetto99: ok XiaoXiaoGhetto99: well i saved it