SENIOR DIALECT DICTIONARY
1. Is I (he, she, it, we, us, you them, etc.) - A different way of          saying "Am I."  If you have not figured this out by now, you           deserve to be slapped.
2. Will (can, should, would, could, have, did, and proably a million    other words) I (he, she, it, us you, they, them, etc.) If you               cannot figure this one out, give me a call so that I can hire a           teamster to whack you in the head.
3. "Did he/she say that out loud?" - This is a phrase that was           usually uttered when a member of our 13 person group said             anything stupid, and by 2 or 3 A.M. there were several stupid           things said.
4. mini - The point of drunkeness that one reaches when they are    are so close to throwing up that the vomit comes up to the back       of their throat, but manages to stay down.
5. "I'm going outside" - This means it is time for yet another          cigarette.
6. "I'm thirsty" - Time to pop the top on yet another beer.

If you can think of any more, let me know.