Alright, here's the true story of what happened that fateful night....
In the beginning, there was a group of people sitting in a condo in Seagrove, Fla. It was EXTREMELY late at night, and all people involved were toasted. So much so that you could've stuck a fork in them 3 hours before because they were so done. Anyway, this group consisted of Meredith Rawlings, Ashley Moon, Mary Walker Goza, Brooks Vinson, and Kasey Mikell. As I said, they were sitting in the kitchen. They then got the BRILLIANT idea so tell each other what they did not like about each other. Brooks went first, and told Mary Walker and Ashley that they were bitches. He then told Kasey that she was quiet. It was then the turn of the female counterparts. They said that he was annoying, yadda yadda, yadda yadda, and yadda yadda. He then said that he was "holding back." This ladies and gentlemen is when the proverbial shit hit the fan. The girls got started again, and began BEGGING him to tell them what he was holding back. He told Kasey that being quiet was worse than being a bitch. And then, the other girls kept berating him to tell them what he was holding back about with them. Man, this $hit went on about an hour. Eventually, they dubbed themselves the "Bitch Clique." Meredith became "Captain Bitch." Ashley became "Queen Bitch." Mary Walker became "Queen Bee Bitch." And Kasey became, what else, "Quiet Bitch." Mary Walker then proceeded to her cellphone, and changed the name of each of these members to their nicknames. A couple of days later, Lee Ellen Haskins was added to this premier senior trip clique, and was dubbed "Brat Bitch." And that is that. |
