Welsh Sound Bytes

  • You Must Remember This

    "If I give him some, will he stop?"
    "Not a chance, Sir."

  • Seeing is Believing

    "Trade: file--cappucino machine."
    "We're cops. We're supposed to drink bad coffee. We're programmed to drink bad coffee. This place would fall apart without bad coffee."

  • Dead Guy Running

    "Oh, god, what, did something die in here? Better lay off those moose burgers."
    "Yes, Sir."

  • Mountie Sings the Blues

    (sound of someone squealing)
    "What was that?"
    "The sound of a grown man squealing in a manner not becoming a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police."