The Heelers Lament
I am only a back-yard dog
I am sure you will agree
I'm cheaper than a security door
That's why these folks have me

I never get out for a walk
I'm fed on table scraps
My water bowl is getting low
They'll fill it up - perhaps?

I bark when people come around
To frighten them away
I know I can't get to the front
And so, I'm sure do they

My parents were both herding dogs
From Scotland way they came
They worked the mobs in heat and dust
I'd like to do the same

There's no joy in this back-yard
At times it makes me spit
To think I'm doing solitude
For a crime I didn't commit!

                                             -Author Unknown
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