THE FLEX RATINGS

Spring is just around the corner!

You might even like this update....

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Just in case you haven't seen it all before:

So, what are you doing here?

Let me guess -- You want to see muscle, right? Apparently you are not alone in this. The options laid out before you are breathtaking indeed:

Video clips of muttering hulks in someone's panelled rec room

Hundreds of hunks, most too good to answer your e-mail

Real people -- potentially even more depressing....

Why should you send us pictures when you've got your own 24-hour webcam and a small cult following? Because they can't give you what we can: appreciation through ridicule! And by the way, exercise some restraint with those silly steroids. You know who you are, and so does everyone else.

The Flex Ratings -- We are not free to choose what we must love.

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