Welcome to da West Side Lodgin' House.  I'se Slick McGee and dis heah's Dicky O'Shanks. *points* We'se gonna shoah ya round da joint. It's da basic layout of all da uddah lodgin' houses round da city. Ya got da bunkrooms, washroom, and da lobby *whispers* complete wit front sign in desk. So what are ya waitin for kid? Pick up your bags. We ain't gonna do it for ya. *grins mischievously*