| The Woody and Shelley Story |
Monday 19-Feb-2001 10:53:08 |
Thanks for the Woody and Shelley story. It warmed the cockles of my
whatever. Could we hear more about Woody living in that tree. I too once
lived in a tree. |
Hank Gorval |
| Studio Gallery |
Wednesday 14-Feb-2001 22:58:27 |
Love that new studio gallery. Great work Kenny B. |
Jethro Bassman |
| Re: Studio Gallery |
Thursday 15-Feb-2001 01:56:07 |
Where is this studio? It seems familiar somehow. |
Paul B. |
| Re: Re: Studio Gallery |
Thursday 15-Feb-2001 13:54:03 |
The studio Little Brown is located in Mooseneck Northern Ontario and
is in the woods on the estate of Lord Willoughby Wette of the Hudson's Bay
Company. The reason for its original construction are a mystery. Some say
it was originally the estate maple sugar shack others that it was a
discrete retreat for Lord Willoughby's indiscrete rendezvouses. Still
others insist it was a nursery for all of Lord Willoughby's little
indiscretions known as the Play and Learn Nursery School. Regards |
Brother Ray |
| Re: Re: Re: Studio Gallery |
Thursday 15-Feb-2001 18:58:54 |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. |
Kenny B. Wetnick |
| crazy relatives and friends |
Monday 12-Feb-2001 00:31:04 |
After hearing so much about this infamous website - I finally decided
to drag myself to an internet cafe to see it for my own eyes. WOW - I'm
speechless and I need a beer (or two) to recover from the shock. What a
crazy website...the history of the band brought tears to my eyes. I only
have one question - why is my dearest mommy referred to as "wendy?" |
Meg Burton |
| Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Monday 12-Feb-2001 12:59:46 |
And why is your Dad called Jethro? |
Teddy Bear |
| Re: Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Wednesday 14-Feb-2001 22:55:51 |
Apparently I have been confused. I spoke to Wendy and found out that
her real name is Gertrude Hemmelfarb. But she is known as Betty B. Wet to
her friends and relatives. The Wendy came about because I had a bass in my
ear at the time. Sorry about that. This should clarify the situation.
Brother Ray has been in the sauce again. Aliens! What an far-fetched
story. Sorry I gotta go I thought I saw a bright light in my back yard.
Love Zaphod Beeblebrox |
Jethro Bassman |
| Re: Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Friday 16-Feb-2001 13:23:06 |
At a well in Midian Moses meets the daughters of Jethro and he helps
them water their flocks. Jethro invites Moses to live with him and Moses
marries one of his daughters Zipporah (Exodus 2:18-22). While tending
Jethro's flocks Moses comes on a burning bush from which God speaks to him
commanding him to return and lead the children of Israel out of Egypt
(Exodus 3:1-4:23). Moses returns but at an inn on the way God tries to
kill him because Moses has not circumcised his son. Zipporah performs the
ritual saving Moses (Exodus 4:24-26). |
Brother Ray |
| Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Monday 12-Feb-2001 14:47:44 |
Greetings from the other side of the world! I am glad to see that the
big bowtie in the sky (otherwise known as cyberspace) can bring us
together. It is easy to explain why your mother is called Wendy. Jethro
was at one time abducted by illegal aliens and taken behind the Iron
Curtain where he was brainwashed into believing he was Peter Pan. It seems
likely that this was done in order to find out if Jethro could fly.
Unfortunately the end result was that Jethro wandered around looking for
Wendy. This frustrated your mother so much that she abducted herself
behind the Iron Curtain and had herself brainwashed into believing that
she was Wendy. This would have worked but Jethro would not believe her so
she had him brainwashed into believing that she was Wendy. Unfortunately
this brainwashing washed away the initial brainwashing so that Jethro no
longer believed he was Peter Pan but was wondering how he ended up with
Peter Pan's Wendy as his main squeeze. Your mother of course now believed
she was Wendy and that Jethro was Peter Pan. Jethro knew that there was
only one thing he could do and that was to head behind the Iron Curtain
and have himself brainwashed into thinking he was Peter Pan. This pleased
the illegal aliens because they still wanted to see if Jethro could fly.
Unfortunately this last bout of brainwashing washed away the previous one
and Jethro returned thinking he was Peter Pan but not that your mother was
Wendy. This was quite similar to the situation we started with but with
your mother still thinking she was Wendy. Hope this clears things up for
you! Best wishes Brother Ray |
Brother Ray |
| Re: Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Wednesday 14-Feb-2001 02:38:04 |
What?! I was able to follow you up to the word "the" but then you lost
me. To quote an immortal sage: "Screw you guys. I'm going home." Paul
(a.k.a. Scotty) p.s. How come Brother Ray is so yappy on this website but
come every Bluesfest he's as quiet as a bug in a rug. |
Paul B. |
| Re: Re: Re: crazy relatives and friends |
Wednesday 14-Feb-2001 12:16:08 |
Now there's a question that really deserves an answer! |
Brother Ray |
| The Willie and Shirley Story |
Thursday 8-Feb-2001 15:09:35 |
Thanks for the Willie and Shirley story! It is nice to see some
romantic content on your web site! Keep up the good work! |
Gloria |
| Re: The Willie and Shirley Story |
Friday 9-Feb-2001 19:42:25 |
I can't tell you how much I was moved by the Shirley and Willie Story
so I won't. But you idiots have finally done SOMETHING right! |
Hank Gorval |
| Re: The Willie and Shirley Story |
Saturday 10-Feb-2001 00:58:53 |
NOW I get it! Yes we want more! |
The Crow 7 |
| Nice Site |
Wednesday 7-Feb-2001 01:30:24 |
I thought I'd finally check out the official Wetband website. I got
tired of going to those 'unofficial' Wetband sites with naked pictures of
Kenny. The site's pretty good so far. I like the history of the group and
its members and I like the fact that you have a message board. A website
needs a place where people can argue with each other about stupid little
things. By the way I think it's spelled "Willee". The only negative thing
I can think of is the picture you chose of me. First off I'm over to the
side...you can hardly see me! And my shirt's ugly! And I'm not really
playing...I'm posing for the camera! I'm going to have to do a better pose
for the camera in the upcoming b-fest. Lastly I've decided on an alias for
myself. Scotty's too close to the name of that engineer guy on Star Trek.
I've decided on Paul as in Paul McCartney or Paul Schaeffer (both
accomplished keyboardists). Sorry for the lengthy message and see you in
18 days Paul B. Joel |
Scotty |
| Re: Nice Site |
Wednesday 7-Feb-2001 22:20:36 |
Well Paul first I'm surprised you made REPEAT visits to those
unauthorised 'sites' featuring apparently me without my Maple Leafs
Sweater on. As for the gallery picture we caught you in action as usual:
ugly shirt posing for the camera not really playing off to the side. It's
a reality shot OK? What more could you want? |
Kenny B. |
| Re: Re: Nice Site |
Thursday 8-Feb-2001 16:02:30 |
Of course what I really mean is you fit right in with the rest of us!
Looking forward to playing with you again Scot- er I mean Paul. See you at
the Fest! |
KennyB |
| Neil P. Ludwig |
Tuesday 6-Feb-2001 23:47:51 |
Just wanted to say that after initial listening to the masters from
the Practfest 2001 Neil's drumming is superb....I thought so at the time
but this is borne out on the tapes....great stuff Neil! Official tape to
be released soon! Cheers! And thanks for having Practfest! |
Kenny B. Wet |
| Welcome to the Wetband Universe |
Monday 5-Feb-2001 01:25:21 |
The Wetband Website is pleased to present an opportunity to set up
your own Wetband related website as part of the Wetband Universe. We have
been upgraded to a PORTAL so that interested band members and friends can
set up their own unique web sites for the Wetband Universe where they can
post photographs or information. Email the webmaster to find out more!
Woody is our first user and here is the address of his site in the Wetband
Universe: http://wetband.websitenow.com/woody |
Webmaster |
| Steve Earle Rules! |
Friday 2-Feb-2001 01:03:54 |
Steve Earle was fantastic man! You oughta have heard his encore(s).
Time Has Come Today (Chanbers Bros.) She's A Woman (Beatles) and Dead
Flowers (you know who) plus more. Fantastic! And the rest of the show was
amazing. Willie was right. Seeing him do 'When I Fall' with Stacey was
worth the price of admission alone. He even did a couple of Kenny's songs.
I'm in to getting the band back together now. I is inspired. He played for
2 1/2 hours. Just an all round great show! Just ask Willie. |
Jethro |
| Re: Steve Earle Rules! |
Friday 2-Feb-2001 01:18:16 |
That's great Jethro! Glad you saw him. Willie will tell you when I saw
him at Calgary Folk Festival not FIVE feet away from me....sorry Willie
just couldn't help myself... nice of you to say he did a few of my songs
Jethro something tells me he 'improved upon them' just a wee bit! |
KennyB |
| For the love of squirrels |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 22:19:24 |
I would like to dispel the libelous rumour circulating the net that I
want to slow down the squirrels. I say all power to the squirrels and full
speed ahead. I feed the squirrels in my backyard and I love to watch them
run and gambol through the snow. Whoever started that nasty rumour please
desist. Long live the squirrels! |
Jethro Bassman |
| Re: For the love of squirrels |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 22:29:08 |
Jethro Squirrelman I have to say that I try to feed the Birds - and
although most squirrels are not a problem and do not need slowing down
there is one SmartSquirrel that definitely does...I'm in awe of your song
as recorded (several times) at the last T-Fest (so i hear) 'Slow Down This
Squirrel'... in awe I tell you... |
Captain Squirrel |
| Rare Photos Uncovered |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 22:10:03 |
I have uncovered two rare photos to share with you. I will get them on
the site soon. First there is a picture of Willie from his motel touring
days. Second is a picture of me from my little-known short-lived
disastorous stand-up comedian days (also at a motel)during my years of
hitch-hiking around the world. I also have lots of photos of Blues
Festivals Pracfests a recent Maritime Tour (with Willie) Wendy and I in
London any many more which can be shared if there is ever a gallery
created where these may hang. May you be forever Wet. |
Jethro Bassman |
| We're on to yous guys! |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 03:26:59 |
Hey Jethro! I can see right through your sunglasses. It's you isn't
it! I know it is! And we're on to Willie too! You can't fool us with that
name change! We're gonna get you and your little dog too! You'll get 20+
years for what you've done! Dudley Do-Right and The Mounties |
Dudley Do-Right |
| Re: We're on to yous guys! |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 22:00:56 |
I admit it. My name is Jethro. And the picture of me with sunglasses
on is really a picture of sunglasses with me hidden behind them. Other
then that I admit nothing except for good-looking women in my front
door. |
Jethro Bassman |
| Re: Re: We're on to yous guys! |
Thursday 1-Feb-2001 01:43:44 |
Crap. Due to an accident involving your case files and a can of
kerosene it turns out all the charges against yous guys were dropped 6
years ago...except one: Willie owes a fine of $1 058.63 for possession of
Labatt 50 outside of Quebec. And I was so looking forward to locking you
two trouble-makers up for good... Dudley Do-Right sans The Mounties p.s.
I'm a huge fan of Woody and Kenny. Any chance I could get their
autographs? |
Dudley Do-Right |
| Missing Link In Kenny's Story |
Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 01:15:42 |
I am interested to note that my bio doesn't seem to include my seminal
role in the mid-70's Guelph area rock band IceScraper. Oh well I changed
my name since then and I certainly don't need anyone from those days
tracking me down over legal issues. Besides our one-time manager Nick Ford
has left the country anyway after absconding with all the uh profits. Ha!
He's probably still listening to his 8-track. Still if I hadn't hitched a
ride with him in that white VW Beetle on a cold winter's night on the way
to Hamilton there would never have been an IceScraper...think of it.
Anyway I'm just Kenny now. |
Kenny B. |
| Important Note About Garsold Rathskeller |
Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 01:01:38 |
Yes the original Garsold Rathskeller was located above a tire shop in
Guelph. I should know I was living there at the time and recommended it to
the famous club managers. One of it's distinguishing features was the
'painted woman' adorning the interior of the bathtub. Which happened to
have been painted by Apt. #6's previous inhabitants my sister-in-law
(although she wasn't when she painted it and she isn't now but she was for
a while). Woody especially may remember that it was located at # 21 Gordon
Street. An address surpassed only by 221B (well actually maybe also by 33
1/2 another later Garsold Rathskeller address). Anyway also of importance
I think is the now long-gone but famous signage that was affixed to the
tire shop below: "RECAPPING TIRES TUBES" ... boy does it ever!!! Cheers
Kenny B. |
Kenny B. |
| Re: Important Note About Garsold Rathskeller |
Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 22:33:38 |
Don't forget the "e" on the end of Garsolde. It is considerably more
important than the end of Willy. |
Ray Brother |
| Re: Re: Important Note About Garsold Rathskeller |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 10:54:04 |
Ray you are entirely right. Well put. I stand sheepishly corrected. I
couldn't agree more. I am getting careless in my old age...plus the
brittle bones of my fingers don't type as well as they used.... |
Kenny B. |
| Practice makes imperfect or almost perfect or? |
Monday 29-Jan-2001 14:19:06 |
Hi y'all Grate jack webb sight! Yup I done been practicing hard (I
haven't been practicing spelling or grammer). Now what was I practicing I
can't remember? Oh yeah shucks I done practiced on the drums three times
this week until my pore ole arms was sore and rubbery! Last night I also
practiced drinking and my pore old head is sore today! |
Neil P Ludwig |
| Willie's Back |
Monday 29-Jan-2001 11:07:07 |
Just got back from a tour of the west couch and I MUST SAY this has
gone far enough. I was NOT kidnapped. I've been busy returning my empties
to the beer store. I now have enough room in the kitchen to reach the
fridge. To Judge Judy to would just like to say - Judy Judy Judy. A rose
by any other name is still a smelly flower. Even the great one himself -
Willie of the Farm-Aid spells this name thusly. Get used to it! Love the
gallery photos Woodie (aside: what kennie he mean by that?). Farewell and
keep your stick on the ice. Willy - I mean - Willie B. |
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| Re: Willie's Back |
Monday 29-Jan-2001 15:37:07 |
Welcome back Willie! On the other hand you're spelling my name wrong.
You always stood out from the rest of us (well except for Count Bassman)
because your name was slightly different. And now you want to go lumping
us all in this 'ie' category....I myself am definitely in the 'Y'
category. 'ie' on Wood and Kenn IS sissy - whereas 'ie' on Will is fine
and individual. There. I think I've straightened this all out. I've sent
you a personal note explaining what the Woodster meant by that caption in
the Gallery. Keep your stick on the ice and your duct-tape to yourself!
And keep on practising. See you at the Pracfest. |
Kenny B. |
| LEGAL DISCLAIMER |
Sunday 28-Jan-2001 13:16:43 |
The Witch Hunt Survival Project has been disassociated from this
website at the request of Mr. Jethro Bassman and his legal guardians who
believe that it was a slander upon his Aunt Gloria (no relation). Mr
Bassman was unavailable for comment as he has left for Woody Island in a
last ditch desperate attempt to rescue his Aunt Gloria (no relation) from
the foul clutches of the Reality TV Moguls. |
Ray Brother |
| LEGAL DISCLAIMER |
Sunday 28-Jan-2001 13:11:55 |
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| Retro Gallery |
Saturday 27-Jan-2001 00:42:55 |
Bravo! on the Retro Gallery. Once again here's to all the Ladies all
the fellas in our lives. |
Kenny B |
| Re: Retro Gallery |
Saturday 27-Jan-2001 23:19:16 |
I love the new gallery. The retro and greats gallery are both
fantastic. Good work wet master. Without sounding too negative it's good
to say goodbye to all that Survivor junk. It looks like Woody has taken
over the editing from that suspicious Brother Ray character. Good work
Woody! We now have a site worthy of our great band. Let's get some music
samples next. I am now reading Dave Bidini's 'Tropic of Hockey'. He does a
great comparison of defencemen to bass players. We set the rhytymn and
tone while the centres and other forwards get the glory and the
good-looking women. Bass players rule! |
Jethro |
| Free Willy Movement |
Wednesday 24-Jan-2001 18:06:39 |
If the Free Willy Movement is trying to raise funds to send him back
to Russia maybe they should have 'Gulag Aid'. P.S. Keep up the great work
on the Gallery Of The Greats! |
Kenny B. |
| Dangerous Legal Precedent |
Monday 22-Jan-2001 14:18:09 |
Now listen up you jokers and listen good. To allow Willy to change his
name to Willie sets up a dangerous legal precedent whereby and forthwith
the remaining members of said band would be constrained to change their
names to the following sissy appellations: Woodie Kennie and Jethrie. Is
that what you want? No? Then stop this nonsense and get on with the music
forthwith. Yours in all legal egressions Judge Judy |
Judge Judy |
| Re: Dangerous Legal Precedent |
Monday 22-Jan-2001 16:05:18 |
Now YOU listen Judie: first have you EVER seen the following spelling
anywhere?:'Willy Nelson'.Or for that matter 'Willy Nilly'. Ok second
Willie's name has always been spelled like that (on all the publications
posters and albums that I've seen) until this site opened up just
recentlie. Willie is not changing his name this site has arbitrarilie
changed his name for him. And THAT's a dangerous legal precedent. Do you
hear me Judieeeee??? Do you? Plus if you were (or possiblie are) male this
spelling might be slang for anatomical references like say 'Peter'...or
'Pieter' or whatever...Judging is dangerous Judie. |
Annoyied |
| Re: Re: Dangerous Legal Precedent |
Monday 22-Jan-2001 22:33:50 |
How IGNORANT are you? Let me count the ways: 1. Willie Nelson is not
anyone's authority on names or legal precedents. Have you seen his
ponytail? 2. Consult any dictionary on the planet and you will find "willy
nilly" and NEVER "willie nillie". 3. The appearance of a misspelling on
any number of non-legal documents does not stand up in a court of law. 4.
Since you are of a prurient nature consult any dictionary of modern slang
such as Bloomsbury's and find: willie: penis A schoolchildren's word which
is used usually coyly or facetiously by adults. Under "willy" you will
find NOTHING. GET OVER YOURSELF!! |
Judge Judy |
| Re: Re: Re: Dangerous Legal Precedent |
Monday 22-Jan-2001 23:28:43 |
Well gee you seem awfully sensitive - or is it righteous - about the
matter of a fictitious name as it may be represented in a fictional
scenario. Especially when it seems the subject himself has clearly
indicated his preference for the spelling of his own name. For a 'judge'
you do an awful lot of name-calling speaking about school children
tendencies. Oh well have fun Judie. Hope you really earned your position
of power. Though I doubt it. |
Annoyied |
| Re: Dangerous Legal Precedent |
Tuesday 23-Jan-2001 12:03:12 |
Judie is a moron. Go get her Willie. |
Jethro |
| Message from the Webmaster |
Sunday 21-Jan-2001 22:20:22 |
Visitors who dare to stroll down to the bottom of the Wetband Homepage
will note that we now have a mirror site set up (http://wet2) where one
may find a site not unlike if not totally identical to this one. Anyone
with some webspace to donate can now host their own Wetband website
absolutely free! Nominations for the Gallery of Greats will be gratefully
accepted. Please include a scanned mug shot of the proposed inductee.
Regards The Webmaster |
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| Re: Message from the Webmaster |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 23:01:29 |
So is it a parallel universe? Home of the DryBand? |
Elspott |
| Re: Re: Message from the Webmaster |
Thursday 1-Feb-2001 08:52:43 |
That's right the Home Of The DRYband a parallel universe where they
move up in rank by assassination... The DRY Woody better watch himself
over there...I wonder if the Parallel Woody doesn't have a beard...and
Ernie's patch is probably on the other eye. |
Crow7 |
| Re: Re: Re: Message from the Webmaster |
Friday 2-Feb-2001 01:09:39 |
And maybe I can play bass in that universe. |
Jethro |
| By The Way |
Sunday 21-Jan-2001 00:32:53 |
Just a minor thing: it was 'DER Garsolde Rathskeller'..... |
Kenny B? |
| Gallery Of The Greats |
Sunday 21-Jan-2001 00:21:35 |
Hey I think the Gallery is a great idea.... how about Gareth
Hudson?... and Rain One? another great drummer and producer...and Ian
D.12-String? Keep it going.... Cheers Kenny B? |
Kenny B. |
| Re: Gallery Of The Greats |
Sunday 21-Jan-2001 15:59:53 |
Yes all the people that you mention I had to rearrange their faces and
give them all another name but they will appear in the course of time! |
Brother Ray |
| Re: Gallery Of The Greats |
Tuesday 23-Jan-2001 11:59:14 |
The Gallery is great! |
Jethro |
| Yo Willie here |
Saturday 20-Jan-2001 22:11:05 |
Hi there folks. Willie here just back from an extended motel tour out
west. Sorry I missed all the excitement. Jees you'd think after all these
years and being brothers and all you guys would know how to spell my name.
That dude Mr. Assman apparently is the only one. And Ray my brother keep
mouth shut. You had no call telling everyone about the girl guide outfit.
Anyway gotta go. I'm meeting a couple of newfies and we're off on a west
coast motel tour. See you when I get back. WillIE. |
Willie B |
| Re: Yo Willie here |
Sunday 21-Jan-2001 23:46:10 |
I guess it figures that a guy who was on the road for twenty years has
even forgotten how to spell his own name! |
Brother Ray |
| Wetband Chronology |
Thursday 18-Jan-2001 13:46:16 |
I was trying to put together a Wet family chronology. If Willie left
on his motel tour from Alberta before Kenny was born and was STILL on that
tour when Kenny was playing clubs in Ontario that suggests to me that
Willie must have been on that motel tour for about TWENTY
YEARS?????????? |
Wetfan |
| Re: Wetband Chronology |
Thursday 18-Jan-2001 22:33:52 |
Yeah that sounds about right. |
Jethro |
| Willy - The Missing Years Re: Wetband Chronology |
Friday 19-Jan-2001 12:40:40 |
The Moosejaw office thought it best to keep Willy on the road so that
he wouldn't come back and puch their lights out. What happened to Willy
during those twenty years? Only Willy and motel managers from coast to
coast know the truth. But a lot of great stories come gushing out of
Willy's songs like fine draught beer. |
Brother Ray |
| Re: Willy - The Missing Years Re: Wetband Chronology |
Wednesday 31-Jan-2001 22:52:04 |
It seems to me that time is not linear in WetLand. |
Elspott |
| Re: Re: Willy - The Missing Years Re: Wetband Chronology |
Friday 2-Feb-2001 01:12:15 |
Shouldn't that say Willie (sic) the Missing Ear. |
Jethro |
| Walls |
Monday 15-Jan-2001 22:45:16 |
Who's this WB who is credited with writing Tom Petty's great song -
Walls? Did you guys really write any of your material? Or are you just
frauds? |
A Tom Petty Fan |
| Re: Walls |
Wednesday 17-Jan-2001 02:20:24 |
Arrrrrrrrrrrr. I agree the Wetband are a bunch of lying thieving
blackguards. Fraud is too good a word to use for their detestable and
despicable musical practices. Tom Pretty though I do not know the man
should sue the backsides off these musical morons. |
Long John Silver |
| Kenny is my hero! |
Friday 12-Jan-2001 23:15:14 |
We need more pictures of Kenny. And why not some of his songs. I love
Kenny. He is the greatest. A Kenny B. fan forever. |
Wet for Kenny |
| Re: Kenny is my hero! |
Monday 15-Jan-2001 15:01:13 |
Don't forget Jethro! He's also worth wetting your pants over. |
Brother Ray |
| Re: Re: Kenny is my hero! |
Saturday 20-Jan-2001 02:09:58 |
True enough Brother Ray. I agree entirely Jethro is great! Jethro is
THE MAN!!!!! Also Ray (not mentioning any names) at least Jethro and I CAN
wet our pants! |
KennyB |
| Autobiography |
Thursday 11-Jan-2001 17:09:42 |
Hey my autobiography is real. Has Joe Dummer lied to you before? I
forgot to add that the name of my second group (with no instruments) was
'The Black Plague'. Could the Wet Master add this? Thanks fans. Jethro
Bassman |
Jethro Bassman |
| Surprise Party for Ernie |
Thursday 11-Jan-2001 14:37:25 |
A big surprise party will be held for barkeep Ernie Huckleberry at the
Golden Nugget Saloon on the evening of Friday January 12 2001 starting at
10pm. Don't tell Ernie! Lots of his weird friends will be there |
Frankie |
| Re: Surprise Party for Ernie |
Thursday 11-Jan-2001 17:16:40 |
Who's Ernie? I've never met him. |
Jethro |
| Re: Re: Surprise Party for Ernie |
Friday 12-Jan-2001 01:27:19 |
Ernie is the barkeep at the Golden Nugget who accidently tripped and
hit his eye on a doorknob in the dark basement while showing the new
barmaid Seven some of the particulars. He is currently missing from the
hospital but is expected to show up at his surprise party at 10 pm on
Friday night along with many of his so-called friends. |
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| Re: Surprise Party for Ernie |
Friday 12-Jan-2001 17:45:32 |
Kenny and I will be unable to attend the surprise party as we are
attending a different gig in Orangeville. TTFN |
Sheila B |
| Jethro Besmirches Family Name |
Wednesday 10-Jan-2001 13:54:05 |
Dear Jethro he was always such a sweet little boy. Why oh why has he
grown up and disowned us his own family? What have we ever done to him.
Jethro come home to the embrace of your kin! Yours Truly Gloria Assman |
Aunt Gloria |
| Re: Jethro Besmirches Family Name |
Thursday 11-Jan-2001 00:17:44 |
I am no Assman. I am a breast man. Who the hell is Gloria? |
Jethro Bassman |
| Brother Ray's Distorted History |
Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 23:03:17 |
Brother Ray's had too many beers again. Contrary to his story I never
knew any of the Wet family until that fateful day that they picked me up
by the side of the road hitchhiking. Where I was going and where I was
coming from has always remained a secret know only by me and my long time
companion Wendy B. Wet. So take whatever history you read from Brother Ray
with a block of salt. Thanks fans. Jethro |
Jethro Bassman |
| Re: Brother Ray's Distorted History |
Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 23:48:52 |
Deny deny deny. There is no doubt now that Jethro thinks he is still
on the run from the authorities in Newfoundland. It is time for Willy to
speak up and tell his side of the story and not be the fall guy for Jethro
Bassman. |
Ray Brother |
| Re: Re: Brother Ray's Distorted History |
Wednesday 10-Jan-2001 01:04:02 |
I think it's time for Willie's name to be spelled right. |
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| Re: Re: Re: Brother Ray's Distorted History |
Wednesday 10-Jan-2001 13:58:43 |
Willy is the male form of the nickname for William or Willoughby. Just
as most Bobby boys don't like Bobbie so most Willies don't like Willie
which is short for Willomena or Willodelphia. Unless of course...no we
won't go there though Willy was once seen wearing a Girl Guide uniform!
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Ray Brother |
| Wet and Confused |
Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 22:46:30 |
I love your new Wet page. I am a long-time fan of the band and I think
it's great that you guys finally got what you deserve. But I am confused.
I have all your albums but they used to always call you 'The Wet Band' and
then I saw 'Wetband' start to appear. And now your site says 'Wetband'
too. What's wrong with 'The Wet Band'? It has a regal connotation to it.
'Wetband' sounds like a new brand of disposable diapers. And another thing
isn't Willy's name really Willie? Just look at Wet Boogie in G. It says
Willie. You guys are confusing me. Can we get some Kenny songs on the
site. He's my hero. Love you guys. |
Long-time Wet Fan |
| Re: Wet and Confused |
Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 23:45:01 |
As the Wet Band has grown closer together and tighter as a band it was
only natural that their name would do the same thing. Regards Brother Ray
Band Historian and Mouthpiece |
Ray Brother |
| Re: Re: Wet and Confused |
Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 23:51:08 |
I think Brother Ray is getting tighter too. |
A Wet Observer |
| Wetband Oasis |
Monday 8-Jan-2001 01:17:43 |
As a long-time Wetband fan who has been at every show of theirs since
1973 but one I have always considered them and their music to be a
sanctuary from pomposity sanctimoniousness and arrogance. This site is
refreshng in that it follows in the same mold. Keep it up dudes! |
Harth Gudson |
| Date with Jethro |
Wednesday 3-Jan-2001 13:15:34 |
That Jethro is a great looking dude. How can I meet him? Why does he
hang around with those other ugly specimens? |
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| Re: Date with Jethro |
Thursday 4-Jan-2001 01:21:12 |
You can sure spot a lady's man when you see one! Getting hold of
Jethro is like trying to nail a glob of mercury to a telephone pole.
Jethro is out and about every night it seems going here and there. You can
reach him by dialing 967-1111 and asking for a delivery from the guy who
drives the red truck. IF Jethro didn't hang around with those other ugly
specimens there would be no way for you to see what a handsome raffish
fellow he is. |
Ray Brother |
| Re: Re: Date with Jethro |
Friday 5-Jan-2001 12:18:28 |
Another great man once said "We are ugly but we have the music". |
Harth Gudson |
| This is an amazing site |
Tuesday 2-Jan-2001 10:53:08 |
As a long time fan of the Wetband I'm very pleased to have found this
site. The layout and photos are excellent. I would like to know more about
the Leopardettes as I've noticed that they are much more attractive than
the other 5. |
A. Nony-Muss |
| Try the overground: |
Monday 1-Jan-2001 22:35:48 |
<HTML> <FONT SIZE=2><P> Try the overground:
</FONT><A HREF="http://www.spaceports.com/~m1atom/"><FONT
SIZE=2>http://www.spaceports.com/~m1atom/</FONT></A></P>
<FONT SIZE=2></FONT></BODY></HTML> |
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| Wet Site |
Friday 29-Dec-2000 19:37:57 |
This site is an insult to the intelligence of all Wetband fans if they
have any. |
Hank Gorval |
| Re: Wet Site |
Friday 29-Dec-2000 19:42:12 |
Dear Hank Thanks for the feedback. Was that fans or intelligence that
there is none of? "Your words are unclear you better spit out your gum."
as a great man once said. Your friend Ray Brother |
Ray Brother |