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My second theory is called the mormon theory, this theory answers all you questions about mormons, such as Are they just a myth? Where did they come from? Are they human? and Why are they so weird? No mormons are not a myth, they came from the crossbreeding of humans and aliens, they are part human, and they are weird because they are different than everyone else. What happened was when the aliens first landed in utah they were met by one and only one tribe of friendly cavemen called mormonillus retardilla. These cavemen showed them primative life of humans and they ended up crossbreeding with them before the aliens were killed by other cavemen and the mormonillus retardilla (today known as the mormons) were chased into the hills. The mormons lived in the mountains and were spared during war times against america because they are the offspring of aliens and humans. The mormons are alien sympathizers trying to get rid of us true blooded americans (even though alot of our population is mexicans invading our country and stealing our high paying jobs which are lowered for them because they don't need as much money because back in their own counrty they work for slave wages and make a living off of it). If we don't take action now then we may be run over before we are supposed to int he year 2012. This brings me to the separation of church and state. This happened because the mormons were becoming too powerful. In the 1700's when america was invented the mormons were trying to take control of the government but the cristians that ran the country didn't want any other religion to have too much power in government so in the 1960's they finally passed a law to separate church and state (this law has lots of fine print and lost pages that are actually laws against mormons saying that they cannot have their own political party or even participate in any politics not even local govenrment). |
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