Theory 4
My forth theory is about Trekkies, everyone at some point in time has seen some documentary on trekkie conventions. Well to put it simply, they are some freaky messed up nerd that have no lives. The trekkies are anohter group that know the truth but like the mormons and the nazis they have decided to join with the aliens. The trekkies have a different reason for joining the trekkies, its that fact that they are weak, nerdy, losers, that have all the power in the world because if you give them an internet connection and a computer they can hack into anything electonical. They could controll all the missiles in the world and send them to america to further the alien cause. If we do nothing about them soon we will all perish. The trekkies have "conventions" were they all talk nerd talk about their favorite episodes and dress up all nerdy like a character from the show. Well if you've ever seen an episode of the show you will realize that it is fake and spreading false information about the aliens. You see that at the conventions none of the nerds dress up like the human character, well that's because they know that we will all die and they are trying to get some sypathy from the aliens by being all nerdy and such. Well on the show they always show the humans winning, and that's why these nerdy trekkies have their conventions while dressed up like nerdy little aliens, it's to plot against us true blooded american (and the mexicans who are the backbone of our economy). I'm not telling anyone  to suicide bomb any trekkie conventions to kill all those nerdy, hacking, losers, but if you want to I'm not influencing you in any way I'm just saying that it would be a good idea since we will all die from the aliens anyway.
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