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My fifth theory bring me to Michael Jackson, this old man who look like a freakin alien used to be black, you ask how he used to be black, well it alll happened some years ago when he was born. His father was a black man, and his mother was a mormon, well when a mormon and a regular human crossbreed it takes many years for the look to take affect. As soon as he began to show signs of alienism us knowers of the truth realized what was happening and looked into his history his mother was mormon which gives him a distinct look of alien. Well I have recently found out while on a trip to the back alley I was abducted and brougth upon this creature know as Michael Jackson's space ship I later realized he was a high commander of the largest fleet of alien space cruisers. They consisted of all mormon/human offspring. This combo makes them only 1/3 alien making them ultra, super, freaky, nerdy, ugly. So if you see him, don't get a picture taken with him, don't let your teenage kids in his house, and no matter what you do don't listen to his music full of subliminal messages that will try to convert you to the aliens sympathizing side. |
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