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I'm back for yet another theory, the assasination of Abe Lincoln, in (whatever year he died) it was said that that one guy shot him in the back of the head or whatever, well LIIIEEES I tell you, all lies, every historian is wrong, it's a conspiracy made up by mormons and trekkies. They collaberated on this project together by making up fake evidence that abe lincoln (the creator of the car company) was shot in the head, well true evidence shows that guns werent' even invented, if you knew anything about history, even the slightest thing you would know that guns didn't exist way back then so it is impossible. This all leads to one conclusion, that the aliens used the mormons and trekkies to come up with a lie to fool the pure blooded american race. I was watching the history channel and it as a show about abe's assasination, and they said that it would've been impossible for a person to sneak behind him unless they had eltie alien cloaking technology. Now this led me to believe (although they said it sarcastically) that is must've been either a alien, or alien sympathizer, and the guy who was said to have killed him wasn't a mormon, nazi, or trekkie (seeing as star trek wasn't invented for a few years after that). I know this may be hard to believe but since abe created a car company like henry ford (who was a anti-semetist, so he must be a nazi) must be a alien sympathizer.These people that write history books and other books about abe lincoln are alien sympathizers, trekkies, or mormons, they try to spread their fake knowledge so quickly that no one notices and they accept it as fact. So when you are in history class and you hear something mentioned about abe lincoln assasination you should (if you want to, I am in no way influencing you) stand up and call your teacher a liar and tell her the truth, that the book is alien propaganda created by the mormons as a cover up. Then (if you want to, I am in no way influencing you to) burn you book and all your schoolmates books in a huge riot against your lying teacher and lying history book. and spread the word (if you want to, I am in no way influencing you to) to all your little nerdy friends. |
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