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Theory seven involves the alien controlled stores. Target and K-mart use a method I call low prices big sales method. This is used in competition between both stores, one of the stores will lower all their prices which in turn (unknowingly to the public's eye) increases the number of sales, then at the end of the year they can say that they sold to most products. Next the other store will realize what they are doing adn will lower their prices too. This causes that stores number of sales to increase causing a competition for number of sales. When the two companies compete like this it cause people like me to notice the number of sales to increase and realize that something is up. I recently went on an undercover sting in both stores to find out why and while in k-mart I asked around to find out what was going on, and one employee told me that they have sales constantly so they can get more people to shop there and less people will go to target which will cause it to close down and then k-mart will be the only store like it left in each town. On my way to the target in my town I was greeted by a humble homeless man, when I proceeded to kick him in the ribs (like i had seen on bum fights) he woke up and caught my foot with one hand, when I pulled away I realized he had stuck me with a needle right below my knee. I passed out and woke up on a alien space craft they told me that I had to get to the bottom of this ordeal and find out what it going on or I would die, I asked them why they are helping me, and they told me that there are some aliens that are starting an uprising against their government. Then next thing I knew I was passed out bleeding in the bathroom of a target building three towns over from my moms house (where I reside in her basement) I left the bathroom and found the nearest shelf stocker. I asked him were I was and realizing I was on some kind of drug he brought me to their secerity holding cells and proceeded to beat me senseless and leave me to cry in a pool of my own blood and feces. After they released me I told and employee about what the person at K-mart had told me and he said that the goal for target employees is the same. Realizing that the two companies must be owned by the same person and they are trying to get double the sales of other stores around the country I kicked the employee in the shin and ran out of the store. I had forgetten how good their security was there and they beat me and threw me in the same cell which had not been cleaned yet since this happend only about ten minutes later. I was able to call my mom after a few hours, and she drove three hours to get me and bring me home, this is the reason I wasn't able to add anything for the past few weeks since my mom punished me for what I did and grounded me from the T.V. and computer for a week. I don't get why I don't leave and go get an apartment since I am 33 and would easily be able to find a high paying job with my credentials. |
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