Dear Deadrie....i mean Andy...
		Here you are all you rummyaholics, heres your chance to get all your questions about life, the universe and the world...or your just wondering who it was that blocked the toilet....again,answered by yrs truly!! Dont worry all names will be cleverly concealed to protect the loser....i mean the poor soul with the problem!! So get yr fingers limberd up and get writing, i wont make fun....much! contact me here *Note letters maybe amended or just deleted due to crapness*
						1: If you were a Gladiator (as in the ITV primetime naff-o-version) what would you be called? 2: Spiderman would win a fight with Batman, Discuss. 3: How old will Chaffer be when he loses his virginity? 4: My uncle Bert cant get it up, any advice? 5: Which do u prefer out of the following: Nicotine, Valium, Vidcodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy or alcohol? Yours D*ve
					Dear, Grand Omnipotent Overloard Emperor of Planet Dave 1: If i were a Gladiator as in the ITV show i think i would have been called "Wheres my sandwhich, This coffees cold, i asked for MENTHOLS DAMMIT!!"..or would that have been my job?..aaaah i can see it now! 2: Spiderman would beat Batman in a fight because the webslinger would seduce Batgirl into betrying her longtime employer/friend with the promise of half spider half bat hybrids 3: Im sending him my little black book post haste...(i knew the yellow pages and the clever use of black paint would come in handy someday) If that doesnt work, i pity the fool!???????????? 4: Have you tried buying yourself a little pvc nurses outfit?? ive heard things like that can do wonders...failing that, there is always TUBGIRL...if she doesnt get his loins rumbling with the intense passion you desire, nothing will!! 5: Gimme Ribena toothkind anyday!