Rick Moranis Is God I have watched Spaceballs like eight times is the past two weeks and I have got to say is that Rick Moranis is a full fledge genius.  How can anyone deny him with movies like: Ghostbusters, Strange Brew, Parenthood, My Blue Heaven.  What the world needs now is Rick Moranis not this patriotic flag waving bull shit.  I do not need Richard Ashcroft tell me how he’s going to take my freedoms away.  I need a little shop of horrors.  I do not need a President who can’t chew pretzels.  I need a man who shrunk his kids. For the good of God and Country or what else makes you Bring Back Rick. Thank you

The Deballing of the male population Part 1 early childhood I have to say that I am a lame ass feeling sorry for myself wussy and almost every other guy I have met is the same as I am.  BUT WHY 1. We were Raised by Women Yes Friends watching, Diary writing, Jewel listening women.  Now you can replace Jewel and Friends with anything else you want but the fact still remains this generation of men are girly.  I spent the early part of my life watching Free to be You and Me, which among other things had a song sung by a football player called “Its All Right To Cry” and listening to Carly Simon records. It was not always this way men used to have flat tops, spit tobacco, and beat up anyone they didn’t understand But now from birth we are taught that men are assholes.  The Lone Ranger is replaced by Pokeyman.   Most of us are raised in Divorced families by single or remarried mothers.  In a study done by RSI it shows that these mothers can be bitter towards the child’s father.   “Sorry Honey your Dad’s a two face, bed hopping, beer swilling pig.”  “Well shit mom I guess I will go watch the WB now to become sensitive.” So Robert this need to pick out shoes and highlight my hair is instilled form an early age, how do I fight it now?  Glad you ask because in the next part of my column on the deballing of the entire male population called “The Dating Game” we take a look at a good defensive strategy against the penally-challegened army. That’s it for now until next time, Robert Segovia

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