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August 2004

My 30 foot long, four foot high hedge before my neighbour hacked off the end to get his car into his garden (the wedge on the left), intending to drive over my driveway in the process!

After my neighbour hacked down 16 feet of hedge - when the police said it was criminal damage and wanted to come round and arrest him, he said he'd put it right within two weeks.  He didn't, we did it ourselves in the end!

And then there were two and a half fence panels!

The view from my living room window ... ain't it great!  I love it!

Me with bikes in Sutton Park, Birmingham (mine left, Steve's right)

So we're in Sutton Park in Birmingham and we find ourselves riding across the golf course.  In our effort to get off the golf course we end up hauling our bikes through the woods ... not a path in sight, totally lost!

Steve, ever the optimist (and with a slighty crazed look hiding his panic!), thinks the way out is 'over there' ... over there the woods turn into almost impenetrable heather!  It's like a scene from The Blair Witch Project, and I start to wonder if they'll ever find our bodies.

My neighbours, who have driven me mad for months (see My Neighbours from Hell) are involved in a police drugs raid.  It appears on the front page of the local newspaper the next day.

"The people are fighting back"

Steve with Lofty the sunflower - Steve 6'2", Lofty about 8 foot

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