Many people ask "What is Monkeyanus?" Well lets take a look at the question. The first word "What" is commonly used at the begining of a question i.e. "WHAT is that yellow duck doing there with a monkey on its right toenail?" The Second Word "IS" is commonly used to describe something like "That butterfly IS taking a dump in my swiming pool. The Last word is "Monkeyanus" which of course is....
*CRACKHEAD- Due to complaints i have been asked by our lawyers not to disclose any information about this particular member. Only that he is the vice prez. of the company known as Monkeyanus.
*RUDOLF THE BIG-NOSED RACIST-People wonder just what is wrong with him.
*DIMPLE BOY- Someday his dimples will take over the world
*CRAPFESTO-After joining monkeyanus this talented (cough cough!!) employee created 2 new companies; Crapfesto, and Crapfestia.
*ICEBERG LETTUCE BOY-ILB is widlely known for sitting on icebergs eating "iceberg" lettuce, he also likes to sit in front of his plant and pretend its a TV.
*TIMMY!!-LETS GO TIMMY!!!!
*HARTZ-ATTACK-Ironicly this member had one (a heart attack) just last week for the 1593th time.
*FRITO BANDITO-FB likes to steal other people's fritos and hide them in his afro, he is curently attending therapy to get over this problem
*FLUFFY GOOD PUPPY-FGP is known for his crazy antics in which he pees his pants and eats his shirt, he is curently on tour with the Backstreet Boys
*WANG-CHUNG-CHAO-WCC likes to eat fried chicken and wear his dog as a dress
*KRAZY-KRACKER-KYLE- Well you guessed it he loves crackers, Triscuts to be exact
*CECIL- What can be said about Cecil? not much.
BEASTLY-MORON- BM is known for being in solitary confinment for 6 months. When finally released he said "I am the victom of the system, but i love my whittle fuzzies!"
GRAHAM KRAKCER- GK likes to sit around in his dress clothes and pretend he lives in the ghetto.