Monkeyanus News Staff at:
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| TWIST-ED TV SHOW!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A LITTLE STRUCTURE? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Look Ma We're On TV!- Its offical Monkeyanus is getting its own TV show. The show created and developed by Target Man, RTBNR, and Crapfesto, will center around a off beat children's tv show, with some major problems including, resisting arrest, illegal imigrents, someone's nuts roasting on an open fire, and even Harry Smoking Poter. The producers, Really Dumb Productions, are positive that the show won't be a hit because it will be on public access. With cast and crew assembled shooting is set to begin as soon as April 12, 2003. The show will run a 10 episode season with an ending clifhanger, and will most likely carry on to another 10 episode season.To check out the site for TWIST-ED; twisted education. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sunny Life Dead- The Sunny Side of Life made a come back a few months ago, and had a much more successful career as a essay column, but now monkeyanus officals say "We don't like that name" so now the sarcastic column will be changed to "Who Is John Doe?" "We like this alot better because it is not name we used before." In other news Monkeyanus Officals are stupid. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Here Come The Crappies- Its that time of year when the movies are counted sent out on balets and are judged by everyone except for the Academy of Arts and Sciences. The Crappies make their second appearence this March, with a different name and a new structure, which is that it will actually have some. To find out the winners check out Monkeyanus in April! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Monkeyanus Gets Offical - Well after a year of goofing off monkeyanus officals are thinking of putting monkeyanus to some good use, if thats possible. With the all the recent writings going on (Sunny Side Of Life, NEWs page) it might become a "sorta funny newpaper like thing" said a offfical, well lets hope they don't turn it into a fast food joint. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Crackhead He Ain't- The Vice prezident of monkeyanus made some heads turn (they later fell off, though for different reasons) when we got our first look at his new web page. Entitled somewhere along the lines of "Bbourdelle" it is slowly but surely rising to the top. The Prez of monkeyanus (Target Man) said "I want to make sure no one mistakes this for another branch of monkeyanus because it is not, it is simply a solo project like when Jonathan Taylor Tomas left Home Improvement to persue different career options." ...Well let us hope the is a new begining for Crackhead, and remember DRUGS ARE BAD M'KAY! to see "Bbourdelle" click here! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| E-mail John Doe and the entire Monkeyanus News Staff at: monkeyanus1@hotmail.com |
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