He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious?
He stunk like a skunk
She did ballet
What more can i say?
He wanted to hurl
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted it as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They has a problem with his smelly clothes
HE WAS A CHINKY BOY
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO HURL
SHE HAD A PRETTY FACE
WITH NO BARF IN HER PLACE
SHE NEEDED TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH
Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
Chinky Boy wretching on Casualty
She calls up her friends
They've already hurled
and they've all got tablets to soothe their throats
She takes some too
and stands at the sink
and looks at the barf that she turned down
HE WAS A CHINKY BOY
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BARF
NOW HE'S AT SUPERDRUG
SLAMMIN ON THE COUNTER
DEMANDIN SOMETHIN FOR HIS HURL
HE WAS A CHINKY BOY
SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY
HE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO HURL
NOW HE'S AT SUPERDRUG
SLAMMIN ON THE COUNTER
DEMANDIN SOMETHIN FOR HIS HURL
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well Barf Boy lives here now
We are more than just pissed off
As he hurls into a trough
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the mess that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
As he chucks up last night's pie
He's just a boy
And he's gonna hurl
Can i make it any more obvious?