Whatshomesaying. I am a 19 year old Art Student from Leicester. My sister is a year older than me and we have a very close relationship but now I feel that we are drifting apart. Mainly due to her suspicion that I am Welsh
Recently in a family trip to the Lake District I was out having a walk and i tripped and the map i was carrying was blown into a field. Upon chasing this run-away map i had to climb over a fence which snagged and pulled my clothes off completely, i continued to race after it and in my pursuit slipped in some mud and found myself face up with my nose just inches from a Ewe's Vag.
My sister happened to be walking past that particular field and to my horror saw me B*llock naked and "licking out" this sheep - or so it would have looked like anyway. She screamed and i knew what she must have thought straight away. I ran after her and she called me a dirty Welsh Sheep Shagger and hasn't spoken to me since.
What should i do to convince her it was all a misunderstanding and im not welsh?
Neil, Leicester
Bash Says..
Ma N*gga, oo you trying to kid? you expect me and the clique of bashamaniacs out there to beleive u is not trying to bone dem woolies? you is avin a laf innit?
you need to ask yourself whatshomesaying? besides u is a right knob cheese if u fink she finks ure actually welsh, u is just a pervo sheep shagger innit - me finks u should cap ureself innit
Whatshomesaying. I'm a happily married man from Leeds with three kids and I've never looked at anyone affectionately other than my wife. This was untill I visited my brother's house one day when only his new girlfriend was in. She was doing the spring cleaning as it was Sunday and this is the law up North. I didn't know my brother was out and walked into the house to find her vacuum cleaning alone. As I looked at the sight before me, the sun shone through the window and everything glistened. I got a lump in my throat as I hadn't seen anything this beautiful or felt this way since I met my wife ten years ago. The vacuum cleaner was a Dyson and was the most beauiful thing I've ever seen, with its perfect curves and glistening body. My brother's girfriend made me a brew and we sat chatting whilst we exchanged longing glances. Although the chat was mainly meaningless small talk we both knew what we wanted. She wanted my brother to come home and all I wanted was the vacuum cleaner.
Ever since I've made excuses to go to my brother's house where I hide in the closet and make passionate love to the Dyson. Its sucking mechanism really is something else and I'm afraid my wife just can't satisfy me in the same way. I think she suspects something and while one half of me wants to keep my sordid affair as a secret for the sake of the kids, the other half of me wants it all to be in the open so I can leave my wife and start a new life with my newfound love.
Geoff, Leeds
Bash says....
Yoo is one f*cked up n*gga, dawg! Not only has u got a sh*gpiece already, yoo has got it all wrong innit! When you went to check wat ome was sayin at ur brother DJ's crib you was avin every chance to bone his bird, my homie! Good an' proper like! But instead, you has gone an' done what every ova crazy motherf*cker wuda done! Oo givs a sh*t if it can suck like nuffin else?? Its a f*cking vaccum cleaner, but you the one who sucks, innit! Besides, I once had a 'mate' who done it and now he is one eunuch motherf*cker! Aii!
Whatshomesaying? My Name is Camilla, im 21 and I am a Single Mum and have a 3year old girl. I got pregnant just after my A-level's and I was still going out with the father on and off since then. However recently after having troubles he left me but he would come back every so often and, he would stay the night and then tell me it was a mistake, and happened exactly the same about 4 or 5 times now.
I wanted to break the pattern and make him stay for good so I begged him not to go in the morning, he said he would stay if i let him film us in the bedroom, so i agreed. however when it came to it he invited his friend around to join in and made me do some horrible stuff for the camers and i was so desperate for him to stay that I let it happen... then he left me all the same. Now i'v found out he's been spreading the pictures and films of me around like im some cheap porn star and iv found some of it on the internet myself. What should i do bash? I've not kept my man and everytime i go out people look at me in a "where have i seen u before?" kind of way and everytime i see that picture of me and that aubergine i just want to throw up!
Camilla, Oxford
Bash Says...
Respekt! me 'as gotta say u is one safe ho, me tried to get me bitch to make some picture for me and she kicked me right in the seed bag. me tink dis brother aint no good i kno he ur baby father but if it were me i aint taking no sloppy seconds from my homies innit. you gotta ask ureself is dis man wurf makin ur vag all floppy and slack aii? bet u got a bucket now innit?
and about them pictures, can me get dem on winmx? respekt!!