2. All I did was go and sit in the shade which is a victimless crime - and I was the victim! (Fretters)
3. Of course they'll take debit card, everywhere takes debit cards except newsagents and even they take em! (Jamie and Fretters)
4. God, what a shit name to call ur son. I tell yer, if i call my son that i'll disown him! (Fretters)
5. You know how twins are like either totally identical or exactly the same? (Jamie)
6. It was the last AND most recent one (Fretters)
7. But the thing you gotta remember, Steven, is that I'm not as desperate for a shag as your's truly! (Fretters)
8. I duno what nationality he is, just that he plays for Kenya....oh wait, that'd make him Kenyan (Craggs)
9. I duno what it was, I think it was the heat what burnt me (Fretters)