A Tribute to:
Lord of the Ringpulls : The Two Towers
Ok...a short time ago in a place, well, not very far from here (bout 15 minutes walk from this library) a legend was born. "What is this legend?" i hear you ask. Well...stop interrupting and let me f*cking tell you! Iv only just started typing for Christ's sake! bloody hell...
At first it was just a few empty beer cans that we couldn't be arsed putting in the bin..so they were simply thrown on the floor outside Fret's room. However, the cans didn't land in any ordinary way - oh, no - they landed almost...upright. Then...in an amazing twist of fate, we all had the same idea..we all knew it but we daren't say it. 'Surely not' Craggsy thought, 'Could this really work?' Fret thought, 'i don't know, but imagine if it does' Jamie thought, 'how are you reading my thoughts?' Fret thought, 'i don't know, we must be psychic' Jamie thought, 'every holes a goal man, know what im sayin' Bash thought, interrupting Fret and Jamies thoughts....
A few days later, it was almost becoming an unthinkable reality - the pile of cans was getting bigger! Then, after more nights of drunken card games and watching quality programmes such as shooting stars, the pile began to take the shape of, what can only be described as, a castle. But then...disaster struck...some cans were purchased which didn't fit the 440ml size criteria of the castle, unabling them to be added to the awe inspiring structure! But, due to some lightning quick thinking from the guys, the construction of a second castle was underway...again, more drinks were drunk, more shooting stars was watched and the new castle began to take shape. Now, the original name of the design was 'The Castle of Cans' but because there were now two castles, this had to change. Then, Fret, almost as sudden as a Tractor exploding for no particular reason, had an idea..."why don't we call it 'Lord of the Ringpulls: The Two Towers'" he said.
"No, no..ive got a much better idea" replied Jamie, "why dont we call it 'Lord of the Ringpulls: The Two Towers'" he ingeniously, err, said. Then it was decided. Fret's name idea was pants, Jamie's was wicked and so the sculpure was christened....
some links coz the web site thing said we had to have some
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The day disaster struck and our greatest fears were realised....
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