| Girl: How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of a night thing? Angel: No need little lady. Your teers of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me, and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No - Not the hair, never the hair Girl: But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. Angel: No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truely thanks enough. Girl: I understand. I have a nephew who's gay so... Angel: Say no more. Evil's still afoot.And I'm almost out of that nancy boy ahir gell I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel mobile. Away! |
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