| I’ll never tell Anya This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn’t he fine? My claim to fame to was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I’m out of the biz The name I made I’ll trade for his The only trouble is…… I’ll never tell Xander She is the one She’s such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night When I’m right in her tight Embrace, tight embrace I’ll never let her go The love we’ve known can only grow There’s just one thing that No I’ll never tell Both Coz there’s nothing to tell Anya He snores Xander She wheezes Anya Say housework and he freezes Xander She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can’t describe Anya I talk, he breezes Xander She doesn’t know what "please" is Anya His penis got diseases from a Chumach tribe Both The vibe gets kind of scary Xander Like she thinks I’m ordinary Anya Like it’s all just temporary Xander Like her toes are kind of hairy Both But it’s all very well Coz God knows I’ll never tell Anya When things get rough He just hides behind his Buffy Now look he’s getting huffy Coz he knows that I know Xander She clings, she’s needy She’s also really greedy She never… Anya His eyes are beady Xander This is my verse, hello! She… Anya Look at me, I’m dancing crazy! <They dance> >>>>>> |