I’ve got a theory

Giles
I’ve got a theory
That it’s a demon,
A dancing demon,
No something isn’t right there.

Willow
I’ve got a theory,
Some kid is dreaming
And we’re all stuck inside this wacky* Broadway nightmare

Xander
I’ve got a theory we should work this out

All
It’s getting eerie what’s this cheery singing all about?

Xander
It could be witches, some evil witches
Which is ridiculous coz witches they were persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth and women power
And I’ll be over here.

Anya
I’ve got a theory, it could be bunnies.

Tara
I’ve got a….

Anya
Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes
They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what’s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgets

Willow
I’ve got a theory we should work this fast

Willow and Giles
Because it clearly could get serious before it’s past.

Buffy
I’ve got a theory
It doesn’t matter
What can’t we face if we’re together?
What’s in this place that we can’t whether?
Apocalypse, we’ve all been there.
The same old trips
Why should we care?

All
What can’t we do if we get in it?
We’ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We’ll pay the price
It’s do or die

Buffy
Hey I’ve died twice

All                                                                    Giles
What can’t we face if we’re together                     What can’t we face?
What’s in this place that we can’t whether?            If we’re together?
There’s nothing we can’t face

Anya
Except for bunnies




*The official lyrics say "crazy" rather than "wacky" but its definatly wacky in the show!