| WALTER-ISMS |
| These are my thoughts or fun sayings I've picked up and thought worthy to repeat. |
| Anyone can be pretty or beautiful but gorgeous is when what's on the inside matches what's on the outside. I've only known a few gorgeous women. |
| "How come bosses buy stuff for their secretaries on secretaries' day,but we don't buy veterans presents on veterans day?" -Jef Mallett |
| The most expressive area of a person's face is their eyes Few people I know can hide what they're feeling from their eyes |
| What I'm most attracted to in a woman is her eyes. If I can look into your eyes and get lost there then I may never want to leave! |
| At a friend's funeral a mother: You could have said something to him (the father of the deceased). her five year old: but he is a stranger mother: he's your uncle five year old: NU UH! you told me never to talk to strangers and he was a stranger. THANK GOD FOR CHILDREN |
| Customer I helped on the phone: "thank you so much. If I were there I'd give you a hug and kiss. What's your name again?." Yeah like I'm giving out my name now. |
| Pamphlet in a hospital waiting room: Have you found religion yet? |
| Is our rehabilitation system really working if a man (or woman) released from prison goes and commits the same crime? |
| Why is a vehicle needed by someone who most likely lost their job the most expensive around? |
| Nice guys DON'T finish last because we are the ones who pick up those who collapse durring the mad dash! |
| How can a girl bitch that she wishes her exboyfriend was more of a friend, then a week or so later tell you she can't date you, you're too good of a friend. WHAT THE F#(%!!! |
| If life gives you lemons make lemonade! but what if you get turnips?? |
| A wonderful woman doesn't need you to tell her how great she is, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. |
| Loving someone doesn't mean ignoring the bad, it simply means you can accept it right along with the good! |
| Nobody's perfect so stop worring about it!!! |
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| How DO you get to Seseame Street? |
| I have seen the enemy! And you know what, It was rather disappointing... |
| Anyone who doesn't believe actions can speak louder than words has never recieved a hug from someone who admits to not being a hugger! |
| Life goes by too fast to not sieze the moment! |
| I once got in trouble in a philosophy class. The professor went around the room and asked everyone if the glass was half full or half empty. Well I told her the truth as I see it. I replied that it didn't really matter to me because there always seems to be something nearby to refill it. Think about it. No matter how low your life seems something always comes around and lifts you back up. |
| "The best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and Germany doesn't want to go to war." What a great time to be alive! |
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| Rules for life: If you love someone tell them. Life is too short not to. Never go to bed angry. In the morning things always look diferent. Admit when you're wrong. Money is just a way to keep score in an unwinnable game. True happiness comes from within. Some fights are worth losing. Never pass up a chance to smell the roses. |