[278] Fuzzfoot: kender song
Sat Feb 19 21:09:28 2005
To: all
As I walk through the dungeon, drive my party insane

I take a look at my life and realize it's never plain

But that's just perfect for a kender like me

You know we shun boring things, like staying put you see



At 6:30 in the morning I'm taunting drow

My party says it's dangerous, get back right now

And I've been adventuring and taunting so long

That even Fizban wonders where my mind has gone



I'm a kender of adventure, jumping off cliffs to win



I've got your items in my hand, most annoying race on Krynn

And if we end the dragon's life before the party ends mine

Then yeah, we're gonna party like it's SC 39



The party dwarf killed himself with a knife

Living in a kender paradise

I borrowed the mage's spellbook, he hit me with ice

Living in a kender paradise

I told the red dragon he should be more nice

Living in a kender paradise

He breathed some fire, barely escaped with my life



Living in a kender paradise



A human rogue almost stepped on me last week

I just smiled at him, he lost his stolen goods, that freak.

I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

Though when he dies, he'll go to the abyss (Worse then hell)



I befriend gully dwarves, though most think they are worthless

A kender who is mean, you know that's unheard of

I never use a longsword, only a hoopak.

And some say I'm a thief, though I'm not really like that



If you come to visit, you'll be confused to tears

We haven't had two mayors of the same race in 100 years

But we are really nice, though we give most a scare

Though most of our stories are truth-impaired.



There's no structure, no laws, and a really good bar

We don't consider fun a luxury

Like a tower of High Sorcery

As interesting as could be



The party dwarf killed himself with a knife

Living in a kender paradise

Of course, plain and boring will never suffice

Living in a kender paradise

Kender tales tell of legendary fights

Living in a kender paradise

Driving everyone insane, even the mice

Living in a kender paradise



Saving all of Krynn,

Not like Tanis's mind in the gutter

We've stopped one evil deity,

soon we'll stop another



You think we're all monsters,

but we're pure of heart

Banned by some DMs,

playing us is an art.



Trapspringer is the kender

we all want to be like

Having fun day and night,



with no fear of the afterlife



When it comes to death,

unlike others we're not whiney

And if you are a thief

we'll get third age on your hiney



The party dwarf killed himself with a knife

Living in a kender paradise

Some say we're crazy, but we're really nice

Living in a kender paradise



We've been called abominations against the gods of light

Living in a kender paradise

And you'd go insane, and accuse us of heists

Living in a kender paradise