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| .................................................................................................. part 2: LIBERATED ZOMBIE FRONT!!! so they were tough, they were loud, they were ugly, they were your mother's worst nightmare...they were the sex pistols. the robots on the other hand, had their first two practices a week before their first show. all they wanted to do was snort coke and order pay-per-view porn with their parent's credit cards. the first show was at el torreon with the sloppy popsicles, the controlled, rock over london, tanka ray, etc. it was pretty fuckin' rad, but it was this show that gave the robots their reputation of being an "all-stage" act. the music was not there...at all, no one was playing the same thing, and it all came out noise. this is not a bad thing, by the way, but the most memorable thing was the flaming manequinn in the middle of the stage. after this, they decided to get a bit more into the music part of the band, so they kicked megotron out, and after a brief stint with drew on second bass, they recruited the famous studio musician ben d. syburg to play harmonica, but he sucked at that, so they forced him to play guitar, he still sucked at that, but it was better than the harmonica. and so!: the beginning of the end was close at hand, and the madrigal of the skull of the mountain of the beholder of the crown of the shield cackled away into the cold dead night, and heckled them, saying "I LIKE CIRCLEPITTING!!!" .................................................................................................. more? ................................................................................................. |
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