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| "BLEEDING FROM BOTH ENDS" 7" |
| 1. Doom Soldiers of the Apocalypse 2. A Lonely Night in Paris 3. Beau McDill Must Die 4. Somethings are Better left Un-Dead |
| For our second release, our friends from St. Louis, Ben and Don of Corbeta Corbata asked us if we wanted to do a KC vs. STL gate-fold 7". The other bands were Kill Me Kate and Keanu Reeves Reeveau of STL, and Dick Cheney's Dick from KC. We recorded in STL at the compound. This recording is a lot better than "The Real Jesus is Wayne-head" CD, both quality-wize and music-wize. We recorded it at 4 in the morning, right afterwords, our drummer went outside and puked all over the drive way and the street. Although, the record has been put on hold, due to the pressing company not pressing material with samples. We're hoping that it will come out some day. |
| A LONELY NIGHT IN PARIS Skating is a GROWING PLAGUE! Ninjas skate really great. Sex can wait, masturbate! Why would we fuck when we can skate? SKATIN' SATAN ! Even if you can't skate, or if you don't have a date, or if you are overweight, WE CAN ALL FUCKING SKATE! SKATIN' SATAN! SKATE FOR SATAN! Hey man, if you fall down it is ok, no one here is gonna call you gay. Skating's much better than football. -You never grow out of the things that make you happy, no matter what anyone says. Being mature doesn't mean being boring! Yo, everyone has something great and unique in them even if it is hard to see at first...and who says being called "gay" is an insult!? They should start calling us "CAPITALIST" or "COP!" or something that I wouldn't want to be. Note: this is not a song about abstinence, but it IS a token thrashcore song about skate boards! ROAR! BEAU MCDILL MUST DIE Waargh. So, you want to fight me because I'm a gay? I'm really a lover, not a fighter, so get ready for some lovin' You must feel pretty cool when you call kids fags, well, I'll show you how gay I am with my dick in your ass. To open your mind, I know what you need! A healthy dose of anal sex until your anus bleeds! Beau McDill should die. Go. Just give it a try, don't be afraid, calling us gay is just your subconscious' wishful thinking! You know, you can act pretty tough, but we'll see how tough you and your friends are after we've taken your anal virginity. Beau McDill Should die. -When people are picking on someone by calling them gay, or fags, or dykes, or whatever homophobic slang they feel like using, don't you ever just want to go over and give them a big kiss? Next time someone calls you gay, try it out. They probably won't do it again. Unless they decide to fight you. But you know, a black eye or bloody nose is a small price to pay to make some asshole question his/her sexuality, especially since it will probably make them completely insecure about themselves. ..AND YOU GET SOME PLAY!! SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNDEAD When the dead rise from the grave, there's no reason to be afraid. You see our neighbors with closed minds, just because they need to eat brains to survive. You're so afraid when you hear them groan, but in fact, that's just their way of saying "hello!" Their outstretched arms reach to shake your hand, but you just don't understand. The language barrier causes misplaced fright, but take my word, zombie are generally very nice! Zombies! Zombies are our friends, don't believe those stereotypes, they really are quite nice. Zombies! Zombies are our friends, they were people once too, and have feelings like me and you. Jobs are really hard to find when your body swarms with flies. And so most undead are forced into UNEMPLOYMENT. Oppressed by a system so blatenly RACIST. When their children are denied public schooling.. you think that's fair? YO! Who you foolin'? And so 93% of zombies remain ILLITERATE. Growing up in poverty, their only chance for survival is to SELL CRACK. Somethings are better left undead. Hort. -While we recognize that although we have made a lot of progress, we still live in a society filled with xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, rasicm, and other social inequities. In this song, we are dealing with a sort of predjudice that barely ever is looked at: anecrophobia: the fear of the undead. Obviously, the undead members of American society are treated as "second class" citizens, and it is time that we recognize this problem! While the living impaired are not even allowed to vote in this so-called "democracy", they are aloowed no voice in the house of representatives of the senate, which in our inherently racist, western imperialist culture could only point to the blatant fact that the undead are being governed by an oppresive rule that in no way understands their culture. The problems don't stop there either, no sir. Many people think that the reason that you don't seem the living impared often mingling with the majority of living society is because they are by nature, nocturnal. This not only is an offensive generalization of an entire race of (once) humyn beings, but it is also completely untrue. The real reason that most undead choose to only do their shopping and socializing after dark is because during the daylight hours, their differences from the living is more apparent. How would you feel if you were just walking down the street one day, when a bunch of close minded milita folk com in, cowboy hats and handlebar mustaches and all, were to come over and harass you, following you to your lair to burn your sarcophagus, and try to frighten you with some crucifix or something? Man, that sucks, and it's high time that the undead are given the natural rights that they so deserve!! Due to the launguage barrier, it is often hard for many to write their local congress(wo)myn, and hard to "get on the soap box" if you will, to explain their plight to the everyday citizen. The facts speak for themselves: zombies are people too (...well, they were once) and they're here to stay. You can smell the changes comin', and if this frightens you, well, perhaps you should take a good long look at yourself. Thank you. Jerk. |
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| "As a member of the undead community, I would like to show our gratitude to the band When Good Robots Go Bad, for their tireless work in aiding us in our struggle for Zombie Equality. Thanks to people like you, someday, soon, we will be able to make a change together. It is my dream that someday the living and the dead will be able to coexist in perfect harmony!" |