Finger Wraps

You will need:  Cool, old fabric
                       Scissors
                       A few safety pins

Take some old plaid boxer shorts or a piece of old spectacular spectacular fabric and cut it into a strip about 8 inches long or enough to have it wrap around your finger aleast 2 times.  Also make the strip about 2 inches wide or if you want to make them wider, then cut them wider.  Once you have that done, fold the fabric in half, if you want you can make the outside stay on the out, or you can use the inside.  Once you got all that together wrap it around your finger, don't cut off circulation to your finger, let them be loose enough to allow easy access to take off.  TAKE a few safety pins and use them to keep the roll together. VOILA! You have a finger wrap
DIY - Do It Yourself (shitface)
Sock Gloves and Pocket Gloves

You will need:  An old sock or an inside pocket from a pair of pants or boxer shorts
                      Scissors

Take the pocket or sock and put your hand in it.  Take the scissors and cut small holes at the top where your fingers can go through.  Once you have your 4 top fingers done with, move on to your thumb.  Move your hand around a little and if any part feels uncomfortable, rip it or use your scissors to make the hole bigger.
DIY Patches

You will need:  A package of iron-on t-shirt transfers (you can get these bitches at Wal-Mart for 15 bucks and                           come with 12 I think)
                      Scissors <duh>
                      An iron that doesn't cut off automatically
                      Table or surface that's flat and sturdy to allow your pressure
                      A pillowcase
                      Permanent marker or black ink gel pen.
                      The clothe/fabric you're going to put the design on

Come up with a design for your transperancy, if you already have one heat your iron up because the iron has to preheat. Please remember that you have to do your designs backwards on the transperancy.  Once you come up with the design, take your pen or marker, sketch it on the transperancy backwards.  Let your transperancy dry and set up your surface to work on. 

The surface: 1 pillowcase folded in half is put on a table or flat surface.  Iron out any wrinkles in the pillowcase.  

Next, cut out your design.  You don't want to transfer a bunch of "white space" on to your fabric.  So cut away anything you don't need.   Get your fabric ready and decide how you want the design on it.  Once you've decided get your ass pressing the iron into the transperancy into the fabric.  Don't get fucking tired, you're going to be doing that for 3 minutes!  YAY...yay...yay..WEEEEeeeee. 

After 3 minutes is up, take the iron up, and let everything sit there and wait for 2 minutes.  Take your fingernail and gently, I SAID GENTLY OK SKINHEAD PUNKS, and take the transperancy off.  VOILA!  DIY PATCH!

SLAIN GRAVE CORPSE SHIRT

This is pretty hard stuff, please follow along.

What you need:  1 or however many black t-shirts you want
                        Scissors (this is fucking DIY staple)
                        Some safety pins

Take your scissors and start cutting the shirt(s) and when you're done, take some safety pins and patch them up, or have some of them hanging.  Ok, God told me to say it was hard, but Satan made sure it was easy. ;-)
JONATHAN COBBS' SUICIDE BANDAGE

This is my own trademark, non registered of course.

What you need:  Black or your some dark colored sock
                        SCISSORS!!!!

Take the scissors, cut the top band of the sock off, and there's your bandage.  You can also do the foot part of the sock if you want to.  If you do the white sock, you can put a design on it with the transperancy, or safety pins into it.  WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT INTO THE HARBOUR OF FUNK!