ADVERTISEMENT CHIPPIE EXTRAORDINAIRE Any jobs you want doing Im your man - catch me at half time see me all right for a fag and we'll sort something out - cash in hand of course - say no more.  Liam "hacksaw" Nicholson

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CHARITY AUCTION DEAN SMITH'S WHITE HART CAPS Former player Dean Smith has hit on bad times and needs to raise funds for his ankleopathy surgery.  To do this all 100+ White Hart Caps will be auctioned in the pub this Sunday. Sentimental Dean added "I need the cash for the operation and my cigarette habit but you'll never take away the happy memories, please help"

Second Hand Sale On Budget and Need Socks Yes like this Gentleman you can begin your sock collection by attending the White Hart second hand sock sale.  In the pub this Sunday Please note some socks require attention.

FINE ART DISPLAY As the only person in Basingstoke with a Fine Art PHD I thought I'd share some of my most treasured paintings with the towns folk.  Come and see the very best of Geordie Steve's art in the pub this Sunday. Or if you miss it then my paintings will be on display next month at the British Arts Gallery, Peterlee.

Coaching With Lee Martin - HOW TO TACKLE YOU LOT ARE TOO SOFT I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLATTEN THE OPPOSITION. GET DOWN THE WAR MEMORIAL PARK THIS SATURDAY. I'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH MY MOST CYNICAL MOVES.  I GUARANTEE ANYONE WHO ARRIVES WILL FINISH SUNDAY WITH AT LEAST A YELLOW CARD TO THEIR NAME.                         NOW GET FOULING

HALF TIME HAIRCUTS WITH SCISSORS Ever wondered how to spend your half times well now you can get your haircut. Rough Game - I'll give you a crew cut Silky Game - a stylish little number will suffice. On a yellow card - I will alter your appearance so the ref can't recognise you.