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(Everyone buys their presents and all get together at Reagan and Taylor’s for the gift giving ceremony) Taylor: Is there a specific order? Brian: Yes! Taylor: (puts hands up in surrender) Ok sorry. Brian: Ok. Whoever was Kevin’s secret Santa, give him his gift. Howie: (hands Kevin his gift) There ya go man. Kevin: (tears open his gift) Awesome! I wanted this Elton John Cd for like ever. Thanks D. Howie: No problem. Brian: Ok, who has Howie? Reagan: I do. (Hands him the gift) (Taylor is just laughing) Howie: What’s so funny? Taylor: (in between fits of laughter) Nothing. Howie: Ok then. (Shakes the box) Ooo. Is it my cologne? Taylor: (starts to laugh harder) That stench comes from a bottle? (Everyone laughs) Howie: Not funny. (Opens the package) Eye drops? (Everyone bursts into laughter again) Howie: I don’t get it. Reagan: Well, I figured that since you were winking all the time your eyes were always dry. So I got you eye drops. Howie: (kind of hurt) Oh…ok. Reagan: I’m kidding Howie, there is more in the box. Howie: (looks through the box and finds an envelop) Cool, gift certificate to my fave restaurant. Thanks Reagan. Reagan: No problem Howie. Brian: Ok…who has Reagan? Nick: I do. Here ya go. (Hands her the box and winks at her) Reagan: Thanks. (Blushes and opens the gift) Oh wow. Taylor: Lemme see. Lemme see. Ok, that is so not $30. Reagan: It’s beautiful Nick, thank you. (Shows everyone the antique locket Nick got her) Taylor: You so spent more than allowed there bucko. Nick: Did not. I got it at a garage sale. Taylor: Suuuuure you did. Reagan: (smacking Taylor’s arm) Thanks Nick. Nick: Welcome. Brian: Ok…Nick’s secret Santa, come on down. AJ: Here ya go bud. (Pushes the box over to Nick) Nick: (tears into the box) Aw dude! I wanted this game. (Holds up a Playstation game) Thanks man. AJ: Yea well, I rock. Taylor: PIG! AJ: (glares at Taylor) Oink oink baby. (Taylor just rolls her eyes) Brian: Ok…AJ’s next. AJ: Yea, show me the gift Taylor: (rolls her eyes) Here ya go. AJ: Aw, babe, you shouldn’t have. Taylor: I had no choice in the matter. AJ: (unwraps this very weird shaped gift) How did you know? Taylor: Know what? AJ: That I’ve always wanted a lawn Flamingo. Taylor: You’ve got to be kidding. AJ: No seriously. Kevin: I keep on talking him out of it. Taylor: You are a sad, strange little man. Brian: Taylor’s next. Taylor: Woohoo. Leighanne: Here ya go girl. Taylor: (opens the present) OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU! (Runs and hugs Leighanne) Leighanne: I knew you’d like it. Reagan: Hey Tay, isn’t that the skirt you wanted? Taylor: (nods happily) Uh huh. Leighanne: You’re welcome. Brian: Ok, next is Leighanne. Kristen: Here ya go. Leighanne: (opens it up) Ooooo my scarf! Kristen: That’s right. Taylor: Man, that shopping trip was very useful. Kristen: That’s normally how us girls do this thing. Leighanne: Thank you. Brian: Ok. Here ya go Kristen. (Hands her her gift) Kristen: (opens it) Ooooo…a gift certificate to the Health Spot. Thanks Leighanne. Leighanne: You’re welcome and look, it’s for two. Means you and me are going to the spa. Taylor: (clears throat) Hello. Kristen: Sorry ladies, I’m taking my man with me. Kevin: All right! Leighanne and Taylor: Damn. Kevin: Here ya go Cuz. Brian: Thanks man. (Opens up the gift) All right more song writing books. Thanks man. Kevin: I knew you were running low. Brian: Merry Christmas everyone. Everyone: Merry Christmas. (Group hug) |
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